LMAO...i saw this on Malcolm in the Middle this morning. It was the episode with Hal and Lois' Anniversary. I only watched it for five minutes but i remember that line and now u've used it here. :o :d :oQuote:
Originally Posted by eamonns
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If Jack helped you off a horse, would you help Jack off a horse?
Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. (say this when an idiot does something right)
During my second year of nursing school our professor gave us a quiz. I breezed through the questions until I read the last one: "What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?" Surely this was a joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Before the class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our grade. "Absolutely," the professor said. "In your careers, you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say hello." I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy.
Unbearable, isn't it? The suffering of strangers, the agony of friends. There is a secret song at the center of the world, and its sound is like razors through flesh. You can hear its faint echo right now. I'm here to turn up the volume, to press the stinking face of humanity into the dark blood of its own secret heart.
............and the 2 in sig. second of which i think i made up.
