Stupid things you've done whilst drunk?

I beat up a clock before...

too many

i used to fight lots because i think i'm muhammad ali when i've had a few but i've started calming down a bit now

i'm just genuinely an ********

literally a billion trillion quadrillion things

so bad I have to ban myself from drinking sometimes

i'm constantly awful and terrible when I drink

i have never gotten drunk before; still underage :P

Couple of years ago I was in Cornwall and I was absolutely drunk, I tried slapping my friends arse, fell over my own feet and fell across the whole road and fell into a bike rack. I then proceeded to fall into the water at like 1am :l

I laugh a lot when I'm drunk, the first time I was ever drunk I tried giving/throwing a melon at my sister that we'd drawn a minion on... she recorded this.

I also got kicked out of my work's Christmas Party for throwing up, and I just kept taking this guys wig off him, but it was a costume so it was alright. My sisters usually worse though, and she was meant to get kicked out of the party too - she came to my table and just fell in front of me and everything lmao.

Demanding at two places that they give me my jacket back when I didn't take a jacket out with me.

Just laughing uncontrollably for no reason I just get very giddy. Around this time last yr I drank a bottle of whiskey in like an hour and passed out in the hallway and very body thought I was going to die so that was pretty stupid.


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