Originally Posted by Forest-Law
batman finishes early and flies around town for bit. He sees wonder woman, legs apart, on a rooftop. 'OOOhhh' Batman thinks, 'Wouldn't mind a piece of that chocolate cake!'. He flies over to her and proceeds to do the hokey cokey. Again, he finishes early. Wonder woman, shocked and appaled, turns to the invisible man and asks 'What was that Bat dude doing behind you?'
'Don't ask', the invisible man replied, 'but it was goooooooooood.'
In the meantime, a lonely old man is watching repeats of Countdown on C4. He doesn't know it, but in a few seconds, he will become our new superhero...