who taught them lots of funny things like armpit farting
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who taught them lots of funny things like armpit farting
and he also told them how to rap. Some of these children are know big famous rappers who you'll all have heard of such as Blingy Mc Bling , da dapper rapper , Unknown rapper guy from outerspace , and cheesy mcgee jr.
They went to a rap battle, and shocked the crowd with their random mcin, jive records signed them, and they all did a song with justin timberlake.
But justin got shot by his ex Britney Spears
Britney then decided she has a soft spot for the *dead* Cheesy Mcggee, so she gave him the kiss of life.
He then became a faster rapper than twista, and they got married in a Las Vegas thingy, and had twins called Cheesy Puff 1 and Cheesy Puff 2.
who were gay with each other.... (puff...)
They ended up going to Las Vegas, and losing all their mum and dads millions on some fruit machines.
which turned out to be monsters
That started chanting jackpot
Then they threw all their money into the air, the the monsters which they thought were fruit machines ate the money, everyone in the casino screamed, and then they scrambled on the floor to make sure they got a few dollars of the cash.
But cheesy puff 1 was gasping when the coins went up and swallowed one
so to relieve his coin swallowing incident they all signed up at www.rapcontrol.co.uk.tt so they could rap online
they thought, omg, this is such a good site, so they nominated it for the 'Best Site Award', and they won, they got 100% of the votes.
Then everyone cheered and started screaming 'RAP CONTROL ROCKS...RAP CONTROL ROCKS'.
And the whole world had a giant mc battle, and everyone lived happily ever after.
however cheesy wanted branston
pickle, he ate 15 jars, and 2 smooth squeezy bottles, and then he was sick, and covered cheesy puff 2 in branston puke.
so to get rid of his troubles we went on to www.rapcontrol.co.uk.tt again lol
when he was rappin he puked all over the leppricons and they was screamin
*ah laddie get this puke of meh my luck is gone through the floor ah laddie*
She said 'O shutup you freeks' and threw them in the dustbin, and they were never seen again, Cheesy Puff 1 recovered from the pickle problem once he went on Rap Control, and Cheesy Puff 2 wash still taking his 56th bath, to get rid of the pickle stench.
but was that end of that?.......
ofcourse it wasnt. The next day the were all ok so they went to an internet cafe. They were bored so they went onto www.rapcontrol.co.uk.tt to see cheesy puff 1's comeback. He was dissin his fool old grandfather Mcgee
and then grandfather mcgee hit cheesy...
in the "crown jewels" so they decided have a rap battle on rapcontrol
So EVERYONE signed up so that they could see this battle. remeber the address was www.rapcontrol.co.uk.tt incase anyone forgot that it was www.rapcontrol.co.uk.tt but no one so far should have forgot that it was www.rapcontrol.co.uk.tt
then the system broke and then..
Everyone started a big invasion on the cheesy puff household, and held britney captive in a cheesy puff wrapper.
They said unless they got www.rapcontrol.co.uk.tt up and running again they would shave britneys head a put her in the army, so the cheesy puff brothers managed to get the website back up, and the rap battles went on.
then everyone joined www.rapcontrol.co.uk.tt so they could rap in harmony. THE END?
then the computer blew up, in the cafe whihc mad a fire which caught the cafe while the family was in there, they died in side, but they did a pray befoer they died saying : we shall hunt the living..........
The end :D.
But when they thought it was over the baby with a lisp from McFly tried to rap and everyone was like pfft, and he was like What!!That was cool im a R0xx0rz like eminem all of a sudden we hear and bang , we hear the mcfly dude slumps to the floor then ciarans face glints on screen *screen fades out*
Then the audience are confused..they do not no what has happened so they all go out and buy skateboards and throw them at each other.......THE END.
Well thats a bit of a kuffuffel isnt it?
dont like it
yeah its a weird story....it mentions www.rapcontrol.co.uk.tt a lot. thats right folks , www.rapcontrol.co.uk.tt . that address again is www.rapcontrol.co.uk.tt lol
but then the baby with a lisp got really angry and hax0r3d rapcontrol and deleted everything.........
(PS try not to end it, and try not to have rapcontrol in every post frontslide)
which caused WW3 in the whole of the world and Mars...
where the aliens made clones of the queen reciting her xmas speech :O:O:O:O
Which sent the asteroids heading straight to Saturn asleep like a lullerby..
when the asteroid smashed into HyperGhost's alts and redirected to Mars and squished all the queens (clones and real)
Then earth Made a Giant robot called John and they placed cheesy Mcgees skeleton in it to give it super lepricon Powers so he blasted the asteroid away just in time to unsquash all the queens :S
and then some crazy dude named Dreamer917 went back in time and undid the unsquishing of the queens and sealed the time-space continium so that the queens were squished and couldnt come back. PERIOD
>:-) I AM evil
Everyone rejoiced and for no reason rapcontrol was shut down!!! everyone was happy, theyw ere so happy they....