How Come Washing Up Liquid Is Made With Real Lemons However Lemonade Is Artificial?
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How Come Washing Up Liquid Is Made With Real Lemons However Lemonade Is Artificial?
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Originally Posted by frontslide
Lol dat was funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D
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habbox name: :.frozen.:
habbo name: :.frozen.:
my joke well not a joke, a funny story! :D :
One day I had a thaught in my head and I went up to my brother to see if he could answer it! so, I went up to him and said:
"where are we?"
and he said
"in our house dum-dum!"
then I said
"I know! but wheres that?"
"in our street, you know that!"
"ok.... but wheres that?"
"in our country! whats up with all these questions??"
he starts to get annoyed but I carry on...
"where is that?"
"in the city....... :@ "
"and that?"
"in the world!! aargh.. I understand now, this is for your homework! isnt it!?"
"just hear me out bro! so... wheres the world?"
"in our soler system!"
"ok.... and that?"
"How am I supposed to know?... the final frounteer I guess!"
"and that?"
"Arg! shutup!"
"and that?"
"Go Home!!!!"
"and that?"
"ARG! I allready told you where our house is!!!!"
my brother gets agrovated and goes to his room :eusa_wall
and I roll on the floor laughing my head off
I hope you enjoyed it!!! lol It made my family laugh for sure!
sorry this wasent a Joke to be exact but i hope its good enough to be classified as one!!
:) :eusa_ange
Habbo Name : Trixeh
You Probebly Think This is Pretty Lame lol :)
A Guy walked into the doctors
Man: Hay Doc I have a really bad pain In My ear
Docter: Hmmmm Let Me Have a look
*Doctor Looks*
Doctor: Omg ! *Pulls out a 10 pound note*
Man: Is is serious doc ?
Doctor: You Had 10 pounds in your ear
Man: wow ! But it still hurts ?
Doctor: :o *Pulls out another 10 pound note*
Man: wow , but it still hurts
*The doctor carries on pulling 10 pounds out*
Doc: Blimey ! You have 1000 pounds here !
Man: Ahhhh My Ear's better
Doc: Did u just here me ! 1000 pounds Mate !
Man: welll Doc, I havnt been feeling to Grand !!!
Thats a Groaner Lol <3
Man walks into doctor's office for the results to his test.
Doctor, standing near him, says, "Take a seat - I've got some good news and some bad news..."
"Let's hear the bad news first, Doc."
"Well, you only have a week left to live..."
"Wha... Well, if that's the bad news, what on earth is the good news?"
Doctor clasps his hands together, smiles, and makes a golfing swing motion.
"My handicap's down to 3..!"
A Marine was coming home from the Pentagon one day. He noticed that there was a lot more traffic than normal. As he got further up the road all of the traffic had come to a halt. He saw a policeman coming towards his car, so he asked the cop what was wrong. The cop said, "Man we are in a crisis situation. Mr. Clinton is in the road very upset. He does not have the $33.5 million that he owes his lawyers, and his family hates him. He is threatening to douse himself in gasoline and start a fire." The marine asked the cop exactly what he was doing there." The cop said, " I feel sorry for the president so I am going car to car asking for donations." The marine asked, "How much do you have so far?" The cop replied, "Well as of right now only 33 gallons, but many people are still siphoning as we speak!"
:eusa_hand :eusa_hand :eusa_hand :eusa_hand :eusa_hand :eusa_hand
Habbo Name: ApK
Joke: (see below)
The Indians asked their Chief in autumn if the winter was going to be cold or not. Not really knowing an answer, the chief replies that the winter was going to be cold and the villagers were to be prepared.
Being a good leader, he then went to the next phone booth and called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the winter going to be cold?"
The man on the phone responded, "This winter is going to be quite cold" So the chief went back to speed up his people to collect even more wood to be prepared.
A week later he called the National Weather Service again, and asks "Is it going to be a VERY cold winter?"
"Yes," the man replied, "It's going to be a very cold winter"
So the chief goes back to his people and orders them to go and find every scrap of wood they can find. Two weeks later he calls the National Weather Service again, and asks "Are you absolutely sure, that the winter is going to be very cold?"
"Absolutely," the man replies, "The Indians are collecting wood like crazy!" :eusa_danc
:) :)
Habbo Name : .Jaggert
Joke :
Q : How Do you Fit 4 Elephants Into A Blue Mini ?
A : 2 In The Front, 2 In The Back
Q : How Do You Know When An Elephant Has Been In Your Fridge ?
A : There Is A Footprint In The Butter
Q : How Do you Know When 2 Elephants Have Been in your Fridge ?
A : There Are 2 Footprints In The Butter
Q : How Do you Know When 3 Elephants Have Been In Your Fridge ?
A : There Are 3 Footprints In The Butter
Q : How Do You Know When 4 Elephants Have Been In Your Fridge ?
A : There Is A Blue Mini Parked Outside ! ! ! !
:D Hope You Like It ! ! ! :D
MAKE SURE YOU READ THE WHOLE JOKE
( It Is All One Joke )
habbo name: ash5768
Whats the difference between a duck?
One of it's legs is both the same
Hey, how does Michael Jackson pick his nose ?
From a catolauge.
P.S. Sorry to Michael Jackson fans.
P.P.S. my brother told me this joke.
habbo name: :.Nate.
joke: (sorta long)
there is a girl that likes to wear skirts so one day a group of guys told her to climb the flag pole for a box for cookies. The girl agrees and tells her mom.
Mom: "those boys just wanted to see your panties never do that again"
the next day the girl is challenged by the boys to climb the flag pole for a bag of chips. She agrees and again tells her mother.
Mom"I told you not to do that. They just want to see you're panties. Once more and you're grounded."
the next day the exact same thing happens and she once again tells her mom
mom: "I told you, they just want to see your panties!"
"its okay mom today i didnt wear any!"
Your mom: There is a One story House. Its Blue. Everything in it is blue. The Toilet is blue, the walls are blue, the doors, the ceiling the kids, are blue! the floor is blue. your mom is blue. The pets are blue. The computer is blue. The poop is blue. The noobs are blue. My ipod is blue. Everything is blue!
What color are the stairs???
Other mom: Hmm....Blue?
Your mom HAHA your an idiot, haha i cant believe you said that you mo-ron! how could you be so stupid! GOD! its a one story house you fool! HA! why does it have stairs??? Are they invisable stairs? Huh? You friggin moron?
Yeah, i told you.
Habboname: DaZombie
Joke: (weirdly done but kinda short but long too)
Monotashi: HEY LOOK ITS HIM!
Makina: OOOH!! OOOH!! ITS HABBURGER GUY! UHM I WANT A HABBURGER WITH CHEESE BURGERS!
Monotashi: You idiot thats the pharro! (dont know how to spell)
Makina: For Go? What the... OH! OOH AND MONOTA.... MONO TA....MONYLANA WANTS A HABBUGER TO GO!
Monotashi: Crape......
Name: Nerdx.x
Joke: When you see a DJ Working his magic,And you dont know whats about to mix And then you see him smile your like :o OMGAH. :p and Then you yell.. THE DJ IS HOTT WOOOO ;]
This guy goes into a Habbos room and sees theres a hole in his wall. He asks, "Sir why do you have a hole," The man replys my wife did it. Then the guy put a petal patch over it and said, "All patched up." :D
Habbo Name: Interject
Your Joke: Two nuns get into their car and drive into the forest. As they were driving along , a big vampire jumped out on them and pounced onto the car ( *nuns are scared of vampires* ). The nuns didn't know what to do. Then a message from above came down and said "Show him your cross" (*as in holy cross, vampires are scared of that *). The nuns got out of the car and said "OI, GET OFF MY CAR YOU IDiOT" :D
habbo name: tim-meister
(i am a blonde so dont take this offensivly)
A blonde a redhead and a brunette are on the run from the police they find an abandoned barn and decide to hide in it. When the police find there position they come to the barn the girls decide to hide in some barrels. when the police investigate the barrel with the brunette in she goes bark bark so the police just think it is some stray dogs when they go to the second barrel the redhead goes maioo so they think it is some cats when they go to the last barrel the blonde goes potatoes! they arrest her. :eusa_danc
Habbo Name: UKrikki
Joke: Whats brown and sticky?
A stick :D :eusa_thin
Habbo name: Norsk
Joke: A Blonde, A Brunette and a Red head all took an IQ test. The question master asked them, "How many D's in indiana Jones?" The brunette replied, "1" and the Red head replied "1". But the blone asked the question master for some extra time. The man agreeded but looked puzzled. After a long time, the blonde returned. Her answer to the question was "D D D D, D D D, D D D, D D D D D..." (The theme tune).
habbo name : burny-boy1
habbox name : burny-boy
my joke:
a man walks into a bar and takes a foot high man with a piano out of his pocket. "how did you get that?" asked the man next to him. i wished on this magic genie here have a go. the man said "i wish i had a million bucks!" and then 1 million ducks fell on him. "oh! didn't i tell you? he's a bit deaf. when i wished i got a 12 inch pianist.
Habbo: .McGovlau.
Joke: What was the gangsta movie rated? G.....UNIT! :') (made that one up myself)
Habbo Name: captain-sin
Entry : What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef
Habbo Name: Miss-borthy
My Joke: A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, ''Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?''
Then the lady answered, ''Excuse me, I think this is a goose.''
And the bartender says, ''Excuse me, I was talking to the goose.''
A man was sent to hell for his sins.As he was being taken to his place of eternal torment,he passed a room where an accountant was having a conversation with a beautiful young women."What a rip-off,"the man muttered."i have to roast for all eternity and that accountant gets to spend it with a beautiful young women."Jabbing the man with his pitchfork,the escorting demon snarled,"who are you to question that women's punishment?"
:D :) :p
Habbo name - Dimple.
Long Joke -
Two boy scouts went on a nature hike in the hills picking hickory nuts.
Along the way, they filled their small pails and then started to fill their pockets and shirts.
When they could hold no more nuts, they started down the country road until they came across a cemetery. The boys decided that would be a good place to stop and rest and divide out the nuts.
The two boys sat in the shade of a large oak tree and unloaded their pockets and buckets by dumping all of the nuts in a large pile.
In the process, two of them rolled away and rested near the road. The boys then proceeded to divide out the nuts. "One for you. One for me. One for you. One for me."
As they were doing this, another boy was passing by and happened to hear them. He looked into the cemetery, but could not see the boys, because they were obscured by the tree. He hesitated a moment and then ran back to town.
"Father! Father!" he yelled as he entered his house. "The cemetery. Come quick!"
"What's the matter?" his father asked.
"No time to explain," the boy frantically panted. "Follow me!"
The boy and his father ran up the country road and stopped when they reached the cemetery. They stopped at the side of the road and all fell silent for a few moments. Then the father asked his son what was wrong.
"Do you hear that?" he whispered. Both people listened intently and heard the Scouts. "One for me. One for you. One for me. One for you..."
The boy then blurted out, "The devil and the Lord are dividing the souls!"
The father was skeptical but silent -- until a few moments later as the Scouts completed dividing out the nuts and one Scout said to the other, "Now, as soon as we get those two nuts down by the road, we'll have them all."
Lmao ;D
:) :)
Habbo name: Wallmart
My joke:
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye. He was worried for a while, but there were no ill effects, so he forgot about it.
Once he was in the doctor's office, the man followed instructions, undressed, and bent over. The first thing the proctologist saw when he looked up the man's bottom was that eye staring right back at him. "You know, " said the doctor, "you really have to learn to trust me."
Thanks a ton :)
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Habbo Name: -=slam-dunk=-
Joke: One day, a blonde was walking down the street. Suddenly she heard a huge chrasing sound, *BANG*, She heard a lady shouting someone help, So the Blonde rushed over curiously and there was a man lying on the floor as he had just been ran over by a car. The women screamed at the blonde to dial 911, the blonde pulled out her mobile phone and began to dial, Then all of a sudden she went blank, The lady yelled, "Come on, This man could be dieing! Whats wrong?", the Blonde replyed " Well I've found the 9 but i can't find the 11!"
He He (No offence to blondes) :D
Habbo Name : ThugLikeMe
Joke :
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."
Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"
"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."
Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."
Lmao I Fort This Was Funny
But U Might Not :P
1 blonde, 1 red head and 1 brunette all on their death beds
Brunette Died with a smile on her face because she was on a trampoline
Red head died with a smile on her face because she was in the park
Blonde died with a smile on her face because she thought she was having her picture taken but she got struck by lightening! :D:D:D:D:D real killer! :D:D:D:D:D
Habbo Name: CarolineQT2774
Your Joke:
Christmas Joke!
3 men had to show something that was related to X-mas. One man showed his car keys and said they were jingle bells. One man showed a block of wood and said it was sleigh. Then one man showed ladie's underwear. "What do those have to do with X-mas?" the others asked. "Oh these are Carol's."
(Carols as in Christmas Carols and Carol's as in the name Carol)
Habbo name - GhostlyReason
JOKE -
A boy goes up to his father.
Boy : Dad, Is God a man or a woman?
Dad : Well son, He's both..
the next day...
Boy : Dad, Is God Black or White?
Dad thinks for a moment..
Dad : He's both son.. Both.
the next day...
Boy : Dad, Is God Michael Jackson?
Habbo name: .:Bret.Hart:.
Joke-
there were 3 guys. their names were hairy, ****, and Z. they were at the Grand Canyon and met a witch that would give one wish to them if they jump of the canyon. Hairy jumps first. he wishes to be a bird, and he flys away. **** jumps off. he wishes to be a rubber ball, and bounces away. when Z jumped off, he screamed, "HAIRY, ****!!!" and he turns into a hairy d*** and dies
LIKED it? THEN GIMME SOME REP
Habbo Name - Azela
Joke: GommeInc!
Done ;)
Habbo name: WonderGG
Joke:
Bob: Hiya bill, i'v got somthing to tell ya that might shock you...
Bill: what's that bob?
Bob: well i got a bike for my wife!
Bill: WOW! I didnt know she was worth that much!
Bob: yea, it was a really good trade.
(bom bom tshhhh)
Habbo Name: Gigglez08
Riddle/Joke: If there was a plane crash on the border of canada and the united states.. where would the survivers be burried?
:eusa_naug They are survivers!! They cant be burried!! Mwuhaha
:eusa_clap .xi!i[Gigglez08]i!ix. :eusa_clap
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Habbo Name : Paul!e
Joke :
I was on the beach, when this little lad came up to me....
He poured something all over my back, and said "here sir, this will make you brown"
... I said 'well what is it ?'
he sed "gravy"
BA DUM DUM TSHHHHHHHHHH
i dont care what u say but uve never herd this b4 coz i made it up
why does a bee have stiky hair? because it uses a honey comb
Habbo Name : Marricked
Joke : A man was sitting eating chips when a dog and a woman went past and the dog started barking excitedly at the chips. The man said can I throw him a bit? and the woman said Sure! so the man picked the dog up and threw him over the fence.