If there was a war between America and Britain (I doubt there ever will be)

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28-05-2007, 12:51 PM
le harry

America has the bronks ;)
28-05-2007, 12:54 PM
OMGitsaROSS

We have *thinks of something good for Britain*
28-05-2007, 12:54 PM
Sammeth.

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Originally Posted by Boro-fan2k4

We have *thinks of something good for Britain*

We have the most dangerous weapon of all...

http://i.thefairest.info/funniest_thumbs/xa7vmy.jpeg
28-05-2007, 12:55 PM
OMGitsaROSS

Rofl.

I'll set Sam on you. x]
28-05-2007, 12:55 PM
le harry

Bronks > All.
28-05-2007, 12:59 PM
RedStratocas

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Originally Posted by GommeInc

We have pigeons? You give us tree rats (grey squirrels) and we'll give you flying rats. We'll see how you survive! You'll be bombed!

Or we send you chavs, that might be worse, but I don't think I would want to see you suffer...

Would America even know where Britain is? They think North and South Korea are in Australia? I'll see if I can find the video.

yeah? well we've got the new york yankees on massive amounts of steriods, and the movie industry.

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Originally Posted by Cola

"Hey, look over there."
"Huh?"
"Yoink."
"Goddamnit!"

Benjamin Franklin: "Pwwwnnd LAWLZ!"
28-05-2007, 01:01 PM
You

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Originally Posted by Hardcore

Cos britain sucks lol.

So true.
28-05-2007, 01:02 PM
Browney

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedStratocas

Benjamin Franklin: "Pwwwnnd LAWLZ!"

Benedict Arnold: "GTHO Franklin."

I think America will win with sheer size.
28-05-2007, 01:05 PM
Dan2nd

The Queen has magical powers fear her we'll own the USA tbh
28-05-2007, 01:08 PM
Sammeth.

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Originally Posted by RedStratocas

yeah? well we've got the new york yankees on massive amounts of steriods, and the movie industry.

Benjamin Franklin: "Pwwwnnd LAWLZ!"

We have JK Rowling. She'll set the wizarding world on yo' ***.
28-05-2007, 01:25 PM
RedStratocas

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Originally Posted by Cola

Benedict Arnold: "GTHO Franklin."

George Washington: "You tell em booiiiii!"

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Originally Posted by Dan2nd

The Queen has magical powers fear her we'll own the USA tbh

Yeah, we'll our president talks to God. mmmhm

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Originally Posted by .:.:.Sammeth.:.:.

We have JK Rowling. She'll set the wizarding world on yo' ***.

No way, we pay her to make movies, if anything, she's on our side.
28-05-2007, 01:32 PM
Sammeth.

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Originally Posted by RedStratocas

No way, we pay her to make movies, if anything, she's on our side.

Pfffft! We get the film and books first :D
28-05-2007, 01:33 PM
Dan2nd

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Originally Posted by RedStratocas

Yeah, we'll our president talks to God. mmmhm

Thats not God thats his invisible friend Bob
28-05-2007, 01:45 PM
2hd.

Don't forget that Canada is also under half-British soveriegnty so they would also be on our side.
28-05-2007, 01:48 PM
Sammeth.

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Originally Posted by 2hd.

Don't forget that Canada is also under half-British soveriegnty so they would also be on our side.

Dont Canada and America hate each other anyway?
28-05-2007, 01:50 PM
2hd.

Not sure. Gone are the days when you could base everything on South Park: The Movie :(

I do know they love up the Queen though.
28-05-2007, 01:55 PM
Sammeth.

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Originally Posted by 2hd.

Not sure. Gone are the days when you could base everything on South Park: The Movie :(

I do know they love up the Queen though.

Lmao. A lot of TV Shows mention a rift between the two, and even my penfriend says it.
28-05-2007, 01:59 PM
RedStratocas

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Originally Posted by .:.:.Sammeth.:.:.

Dont Canada and America hate each other anyway?

Naw, Americans just make jokes about Canada a lot, but we're on good terms. Canada just never seems to get too involved in world conflicts, so we're really making fun of them with love.
28-05-2007, 02:02 PM
CrazyColaist

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Originally Posted by DiscoPat

Britain obviously, because our inteligence is way over theres and we are in EU, +
as there are so many people from different nationalities and stuff living in the UK, they would back us up and therefore there countries would back us up and baring in mind how most countries hate america, Britain will win for sure.

ditto (10 letters)
28-05-2007, 02:05 PM
Sammeth.

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Originally Posted by RedStratocas

Naw, Americans just make jokes about Canada a lot, but we're on good terms. Canada just never seems to get too involved in world conflicts, so we're really making fun of them with love.

Awww how sweet. But still, Canada will come join us cus we are way cooler kfnx.
28-05-2007, 02:09 PM
Dan2nd

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Originally Posted by RedStratocas

Naw, Americans just make jokes about Canada a lot, but we're on good terms. Canada just never seems to get too involved in world conflicts, so we're really making fun of them with love.

So a bit like 2 mates having a scrap?
28-05-2007, 02:17 PM
Browney

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Originally Posted by Dan2nd

So a bit like 2 mates having a scrap?

Nah bit like siamese twins teasing each other.
28-05-2007, 02:19 PM
Sammeth.

The seriousness of this thread has officially died =[
28-05-2007, 02:55 PM
RedStratocas

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Originally Posted by .:.:.Sammeth.:.:.

The seriousness of this thread has officially died =[

There was ever seriousness?
28-05-2007, 03:53 PM
Virgin Mary

lolol, Britain would tear the USA a brand new *** hole.
28-05-2007, 04:49 PM
Mentor

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Originally Posted by Kardan

I don't want to state the obvious, but:

I live in Britain, I'd want Britain to win.
America's larger, bigger, and got much more power than Britain, they'd win.

The EU is larger, bigger and got much more power than the US, seeing as Britain's part of the EU, i dont see it being quite that simple.

Plus, both country's would be dust if they were a war, since both a nuclear powers.

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Originally Posted by Virgin Mary

lolol, Britain would tear the USA a brand new *** hole.

Where british here, its **** hole. you say *** over here your talking about donkeys.
28-05-2007, 05:18 PM
BL!NKEY

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Originally Posted by .:.:.Sammeth.:.:.

We have JK Rowling. She'll set the wizarding world on yo' ***.

But we have Chuck Norris

http://www.adiumxtras.com/images/pic...image_2561.jpg
28-05-2007, 05:30 PM
sarey

it wouldn't ever happen anyway. :s
28-05-2007, 05:42 PM
DiscoPat

We wud merk u any tym..
28-05-2007, 05:53 PM
Browney

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Originally Posted by 01101101entor

Where british here, its **** hole. you say *** over here your talking about donkeys.

That's my pet hate. Everyone puts on an american accent when they say "I'm gonna kick your ***." And I get the mick taken for saying "****."
28-05-2007, 05:56 PM
Kardan

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Originally Posted by GommeInc

But you fail to see that Britain is allied with Europe with the EU? They would go to war to preserve the peace, which this made up War Hungry America seems to not like? Even if Britain was blown to bits, if other countries stopped America, then Britiain will still have won because they were apart of that war. Then you have to remember that a large number of the US has residents with some British, French, Russian, Scottish, Italian, Spanish background so a civil war would be possible.

I'm talking about Britain on it's own. If it was just America and Britain, and only Americans in America and only Britons in Britain, America would win.
28-05-2007, 06:30 PM
RedStratocas

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Originally Posted by Cola

That's my pet hate. Everyone puts on an american accent when they say "I'm gonna kick your ***." And I get the mick taken for saying "****."

i lol when you guys try to have an american accent. Hugh Laurie is the only british person I can think of who has an amazing american accent. hell, he sounds more american than me.
28-05-2007, 06:39 PM
Mentor

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Originally Posted by Kardan

I'm talking about Britain on it's own. If it was just America and Britain, and only Americans in America and only Britons in Britain, America would win.

Your still ignoring the most important factor, the Uk and US are nuclear powers. Nether country could invade the other successfully without incurring nuclear wrath from the other. It doesn't really matter how big a country is, once its been destroyed once, its fecked, the fact the US could desroy the uk more times than the Uk could destroy the us therefor isnt really an advantage.

Also note, even if somhow the US could destroy Britain before it launched a nuclear strike, Britain's nuclear power comes from off shore submarine so the US would be equally ******.
28-05-2007, 06:42 PM
Browney

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Originally Posted by RedStratocas

i lol when you guys try to have an american accent. Hugh Laurie is the only british person I can think of who has an amazing american accent. hell, he sounds more american than me.

Same but opposite. Everyone over does the "pip pip, cheerio." The guy from desperate housewives had a horrible accent. Let me see... Ah here it is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k8sb9LpKpo
28-05-2007, 06:54 PM
Sammeth.

Quote:

Originally Posted by BL!NKEY

But we have Chuck Norris

http://www.adiumxtras.com/images/pic...image_2561.jpg

Oh noes =[ We have....Shrek :D
28-05-2007, 06:56 PM
Browney

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Originally Posted by .:.:.Sammeth.:.:.

Oh noes =[ We have....Shrek :D

Do we!? I will sleep easy tonight.
28-05-2007, 06:58 PM
indian8132

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Originally Posted by Cola

Do we!? I will sleep easy tonight.

I lirl'd :P
28-05-2007, 07:06 PM
Sammeth.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cola

Do we!? I will sleep easy tonight.

He eats brains and stuff, so like, it should all be good :D
28-05-2007, 07:17 PM
Dan2nd

Don't forget we have Mr.Bean to defend us and he already convinced the Americans a Poster is the famous Whistlers Mother Portrait
28-05-2007, 07:24 PM
Concentric2

Gomme: The EU doesn't bind us into any kind of military alliance - they didn't have to go to Iraq with us did they? I'm not saying the other EU nations wouldn't disagree with an attack on Britain but i don't think we'd have their support militarily.

Despite starting quite an interesting discussion, i do think this is a bit of a silly thread.
Even more silly are the assumptions/generalisations about the intelligence of members of either country - All Americans arn't stupid; we both have our share of dim people. Equally, it's not like everyone in Britain is the next Brunel or Shakespeare or whatever.

In the end i don't think that anyone can deny that the US would have far more manpower and resources and would therefore be likely to win any kind of conflict.
In answer to the original question though, all other opinions i may have about the reasons at the time aside, i'd want Britain to win.

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