ur fake excuses to stay home/get out of class

There's a headlouse epidemic.

I just tell my Mum I'm ill and she trusts me because I'm not a skiving idiot.

used to be sore stomach ache
dont work anymore

my mums being rly tough now cuz "ive had too many days of"
like i was rly sick nd she nvr let me took it off =(

skul sucks nyway

Could just easily walk out at college. Every wednesday was a 3 hour break in the middle and sometimes I just didn't go back.

Can't skive now though. I work.

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Originally Posted by lolwut

Coming in at lunch and saying "Im not late, Im early for tommorow." -Only works if your teacher has a sence of humor.
Spend ages on the toilet and spray air freshner, mixed with some pained expressions (:
Say "My mum phoned the office" if you miss a day, teachers in my school don't check to see if they actually did.
sometimes, don't even bother with any excuse, "Learning about Japan will not help me in my future career, so I didn't see reason to come into Geography today." Expect an after school detention after use.
Girls in my class tend to use the period pains one to get out of boring lessons like History/Geography.

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Does for us :( Our school has a system that auto rings us and if we don't answer or it is someone under 18 (they can tell by voice or something LOL) it appears on the register on the computer and the tutor questions us LOL

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Originally Posted by Jaffa Cakes!

Does for us :( Our school has a system that auto rings us and if we don't answer or it is someone under 18 (they can tell by voice or something LOL) it appears on the register on the computer and the tutor questions us LOL

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omg..

That hell dude.

me mums dead gullable so i just lyk ooh cof cof am not well mummy n she's lyk oh u myt av 2 stay off n am lyk oh do i av to cof cof cof n shes lyk oh i don't want u gettin flu n am lyk oh if u fink it's for the best then ok cof cof cof cof


n i walked out once when i was gettin told off i just fort sod this n walked out n nothin even got done about it infact me dad took me 2 see blade 3 when i did that cos we was getting our alarm fitted that day so me dad came home like 9 oclock lol

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Originally Posted by Jaffa Cakes!

Does for us :( Our school has a system that auto rings us and if we don't answer or it is someone under 18 (they can tell by voice or something LOL) it appears on the register on the computer and the tutor questions us LOL

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may as well put u in prison

meh


walk half way to schoo, then run away and sleep in a bin.

urr
on last days of term
I just say
All my mates arent going ill be the only one in the class
works :)

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Originally Posted by Carbrini

urr
on last days of term
I just say
All my mates arent going ill be the only one in the class
works :)

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i use thatone aswell

All you have too do is.
When you get a sheet/paper what ever from your school sayings its teachers training day or somat.

Just scan it on your printer and change the date lmao.
Then print it out :D

i always used 2 b aloud to stay home (not like EVERY day, but like one day a week lol)
but im not aloud 1 more day off for the next 6 weeks otherwise
jail + fine for my mum lolll

I would prefer to be at sixth form than at home to be honest, Most of my friends will be in sixth form anyway.

Also I can just say I have a free lesson on I missed my bus to the other school.

we have this partnership thing where there are 6 schools in which we can go to for lessons, One of mine is at another school.

there's a three headed monkey at school waiting to
eat me up.

If i want to stay at home I'll just say I don't feel well the night before and stay in that night so I can pretend i still feel crap the next morning.

But yeah in school if i wanna get outta class then I'll say I have a sore head, sore throat, feel ill, or like if i say i've got really numb cold hands they always let you out. if i'm late for class just say i had a nosebleed!

Once for jokes she said why are you late? and i goes erm..constipation? and i got chucked out, fun.

Just say my ear not working ¬.¬!!!!!!!!!!

Best one you gotta say :D