Corrupt-a-wish

Wish granted, but I come in and make a riot

I wish for a tv.

Wish granted but your mom disabled the wire because you have been too naughty.
She cut it off *snipped*

I wish that I became a higher position in DJ :p (not my real one , cuz my real ones embarrasing)

Wish granted, but the position de-faults and resets you to Trail

I wish for a glass cup.

Wish granted but your brother accidently slammed it when you started talking about his wart on his leg.

I wish for a puppy

Wish granted, but I still it.

I wish for a portal.

Wish granted, but the portal leads to Black Hole.

I wish for mohawk.

Wish granted, but theMohawkgets cut off for being to spikey


I wish for a time machine

Wish granted, but you get sent back to the year when the Bubonic Plague first occured.

I wish for a pony :')

Wishgranted, but the pony comes in the time machine with me and died.

I wish for a new ps3 game :D

Wish granted, but I scratched the disc <3 They use discs right? I'm so not up to date with ps3's and stuff.

I wish to marry Lily Allen <3

Wish granted, but she's mine.

I wish that I can work in Sulake.

Wish granted, But Sulake bankrupt and closed.

I wish i can go to Mars

Wish granted, but you failed torealizemy nick name is mars so you ended up talking to me :L

I wish to meet P!ATD

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Wish granted, but you failed torealizemy nick name is mars so you ended up talking to me :L

I wish to meet P!ATD

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Wish granted, but when you meet them suddenly a meteor hits them and kills them.

I wish for HabboxForum to be famous!

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Originally Posted by Thom

Wish granted, but when you meet them suddenly a meteor hits them and kills them.

I wish for HabboxForum to be famous!

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Wish granted, but due to increased visitor count, the server dies (again) and blows up.

I wish for lots of moneys!

Wish granted, but you're too rich to receive more money.

I wish that I can sing like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtfNm...eature=related

Wish Granted, but only your mum hears it that way.

I wish to have loads of Money!

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Originally Posted by bFen

Wish Granted, but only your mum hears it that way.

I wish to have loads of Money!

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Wish granted, but it's actually monopoly money ;3

I wish to snog the next user that posts ;)

Wish granted, but I zipped my mouth.

I wish for Guinea Pig.

Wish Granted, but i put your guinea pig in the microwave and it blew up

I wish for my blackberry messenger to work properly >:(

Wish granted, but you dropped your phone into a cup of water

I wish i have a youtube account with millions of subscribers.

Wish granted, but it seems to be all fake accounts which magically vanish.

I wish for a new phone.

Wish granted but the phone doesn't work.

I wish for a Hollister store in my house

Granted- but the clothes were stolen on the lorry journey to your house.

I wish I didn't have to wear contact lenses ;)

Wish granted, you are now blind.


I wish i won the euromillions

Granted, but where's that all-important winning ticket that dog just chewed up?

I wish I would teach myself the ukulele :D

Wish granted, but ukulele is alive and pees on you.
I wish I was the richest man on life with no flaws, no stealing, a kind person in which nothing bad can ever happen hahahahha beat that ;l

Wish granted but your money is imaginary.

I wish I was some dust :3

Your wish is granted, you have turned to dust and die, and for being so selfish about all those who care about you making yourself to dust, you go to hell and is the devils slave.

I wish I was a senior events organiser

Wish granted but cameron sexually abuses you.

I wish I wasn't the devils slave ;(

Granted but now you're my slave instead!

I wish I won the lottery!

Granted but you have to split the winnings with me!

I wish I never had to go back to work

Granted but you have no income and you are now a hairy hobo :3

I wish I didn't have to go to school again and I have all A grades

Your wish is my command! But then it turns out there was a mix-up and those grades belong to Cedric Mulligan, not Cerys, and you get U's for everything.

I wish I could marry Cerys (-toxicflames and :Cerys)

Wish granted, but you get divorced and they get all your money and house. You then live in a box you share with a 94 year old man from WW2.

I wish xboxlive was free

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Wish granted, but you get divorced and they get all your money and house. You then live in a box you share with a 94 year old man from WW2.

I wish xboxlive was free

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Wish granted but xboxlive gets shutdown a day later.

I wish for my own house!

Wish granted but it gets blown away one day and you end up in oz


I also wish I had my own house

Wish granted, however your new house is a bush where the cats pee and poo in.

I wish I was the owner of habbox.com :)

Wish granted but there is a plot to kill the habbox.com owner.. D;

I wish I could un-divorce charlie (bamitselfie)

Wish granted, but you end up getting married to a fake Charlie, aka David Blaine that does a magic trick to freeze and kill you for eternity.

I wish I was the most famous person in the world for brilliant reasons, but no one crowds me or tries to kill me ok thx