Mum May I?

Of course, if it is not a zombie.
Mum, can you help me with my lessons pornography?

Only if Tuesday o clock is PINECONE

Mum can you help me find my jigsaw?

Yes, only if you murder your father with it.

Mum, can I get a new phone?

Yes, as long as you brake it when you get it.

Mum may I write a letter to my friend?

No, because you need a friend to start with.

Mum, can I learn to play the xylophone?

Sure, as long as theres no keys (or we) on the xylophone?

Ma, may I meet the crew of Rizzoli and Isles?

yes , make you sure you die whilst you're there

Mum, may I watch TV

Yes as long as it's turned off

Ma, my I message Tess Gerritsen?

Yes as long as you don't send her the message.

Mum may I go to the park?

Sure as long as you don't go in the park

Ma, may I have some coca cola

As long as you give the cat your coke.

Mum, may I have a new mum?

aslong as you kill her

Mum, may I get a job?

as long as all pay proceeds to me.

mum, may i play some xbox?

as long as you smash it up first

mum may I go on a date?

As long as he's your dad
Mum, may I marry you?

yes, when i die

Mum may I go to the shop

Yes, as long as you don't spend any money.
Mum can I get plastic surgery?

Yes, as long as you get your face first
mum can i give you a make over?

Yes, Aslong as you don't make me look like a drag queen.
Mum, Can I have a baby?

yes aslong as you name the baby Baby

mum may i go to school