Woo suffocate them!Quote:
Originally Posted by ThugLikeMe
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Woo suffocate them!Quote:
Originally Posted by ThugLikeMe
True, however, you need some basic pointers to start from so you actually know what you're doing.
I use My Face
Lmao hes proably veeeeeeryyyy slowwwwwwwwQuote:
Originally Posted by Yazamiinx
Yeah, probs need a old walking stick to give himself enthusiasm. (sp?)
Yeah we are going off topic *Prays to the Devil* Dear devil, please stop us from going off topic, If you do, I will sell you my soul. Bad Omen o.o
Mwa ha ha, yeah it'll come naturally, just don't do it as I did in front of all your mates at the school disco... They were laughing at my, ahem, 'technique' for weeks.
-Will
A tip ;
Try not to drool in the other guys mouth.
x]
Oooh and how to kiss
Look at your hoover, and put your lips near it, it will smuck yoyu in, so then do thatw ith you bf or gf Simple x]
lol my friend messed up in kissing at lunch one day..
I told him a joke earlier and he was kissin his girl and he started laughin...
he was like doing a french kiss on the girl and I think he put too much saliva on the girl and the girl was all grossed out and she spit out all the saliva right at his shirt and she smacked him :) that was funny.
BTW :-Ben-:'s post is FUNNY!!
About when u su.. on the person's tongue made my day :)
And who would kiss you? Anyway Getting off is much better :pQuote:
Originally Posted by GommeInc
lol but dont **** to hard u mite **** their face off
****= s.uck
Hoover ? LMAO*gets out vaccuum cleaner*Quote:
Originally Posted by lilchloedarlin
This hoover ?
yer man its hard to explain as wellQuote:
Originally Posted by Spork
You don't! If you don't know how to kiss and your asking how... your to young to be doing it. :P
and Never Bite a guys tongue. Lmao!
Lol yeh it just comes naturally honestly you may worry like omg dnno how to kiss but when the moment comes you'll know what to do and it'll just come naturally. Apparently they say try practising on your hand anyhoo.
What i do is just go in slowly and then slowly tilt your head open your mouth a bit and 'Massage' the other persons lips with yours lol and add tounge if you want sometimes lol...sometimes tounge can be a bit ew though...lol i know X.X;; ergh, anyhoo its better to do a nice snog gently then go in for the kill and get your tounge and slobber everywhere, also it isnt attractive. Anyhoo dont worry you'll be fine when the time comes. And talking about kissing i haven't had one in ages -Crys- xl :'(
:'(
The last time I snogged or kissed was in March,
The last time I had a boyfriend was last year in May.
I haven't had a boyfriend in ages, and i mean agess
(8) Lonely, oh so lonely...(8) lol
I'd love a girl to do that to me, that sounds really hawt! Mmm, you've turned me on *men in white suits drag me back to mental asylum*Quote:
Originally Posted by Yazamiinx
-Will
They tilt 45, you tilt 45, open mouth vertically, touch mouths, done? Cept that's more of a snog then a kiss....