The magic machine...

you get a trip to hospital

inserts pink roses

You get rudolf!!

*Inserts santa*

You get some beef

*inserts plasto*

You get a whole cow!

*Inserts a farmer*

You get a potatoe

*Inserts a finger*

You get a toe

*Inserts A yellow safety helmet*

you get a hammer to smash it with
*inserts* a life

You get a Bob the builder toy

*Inserts a Virgin Megastores 5 quid voucher*

you get a Virgin Girl



Inserts $00.01

You get a mansion

*Inserts Satan*