Vending Machine (game)

You get nothing... The machine ate your coin

-inserts coin-

:(

You get a cat scratch post

*Inserts Coin*

You get your dog humping ya leg

*insert coin*

You get a bottle opener

*Inserts Coin*

You get a can of beer what has nothing inside

*insert coin*

u get a keylogger :O

*inserts coin on string*

the machine sets off an alarm

*insert coin*

Adolf Hitler shoots you

*insert coin*

*bleeds heavily*

*fails to insert coin*

you get ran over by your pet

*insert pixles*