Vending Machine (game)

the machine grows arms and give you a wedgie lol
*inserts coin*

put underwear bk to normal gets something
*insersts coin*

you get a hamster ok a gerbil hows that sound?

*insersts coin*

u get a a cute little nuclear bomb :D
*inserts coin*

*u get squirted in the face with a water gun*
*inserts coin*

U get a zombie moose

-x-inserts coin-x-



(i got zombie moose out of times spliters can't rememeber which 1 though)

u get a shed full of breadcrubs
*inserts coin*

u get a pink top saying a real man on it

*inserts coin*

You get a note advising us that this vending machine is evil!
*inserts coin*

U get lucky runner

-x-inserts coin-x-

Blows up everyone dies

*inserts coin* wait it's not there.

*vending machine re matraises and gives you a old sardeen*

*inserts coin*

the vedning machine gives you a punch in the nose :-D (told ya's all twas evil!)
*inserts 3 coins*

The vending machine grows legs and arms, picks you up and throws you our of the window...

-inserts dustbunny-

you get a p0rn mag xD
-x-Insters coins-x-

you get your come-uppence :D
*runs back into building cause im addicted to the machine and inserts a large shiney coin*

you get a throne,but lvt3046 steals it
*inserts coin*

you get banned for scamming >:-)
*inserts rubber ring*

you get a new chavy mini moto
-Inserts fake 1pound coin-

the machine grows more arms turns you upside down and takes a real coin that fell put your pocket
*inserts coin*

You get a pokeblock! XD

*Inserts lamp* *forces into hole*

you get a pokeball! but it hits you and traps you inside! (twas a master ball!)
*inserts 1337z0rz <0!nz0rz*

You get me!

*arm reaches out of pokeball; inserts heartagram*

you get a house hippo

*inserts coin*

YOU get a house hippo

*climps out of pokeball* *inserts pineapple*

machine splutters, and gives you a servered limb


*inserts coin*

You get this! *feeds limb*

*inserts this cr*p CD I am listing to*

machine starts playing cd.


*inserts coin*

u get nothing as u broke the machine jamming that innit

*fixes machine and inserts coin*

Gets dead mouse


*inserts coin*

the machine clones itself then kills the original machine!
*inserts coin*

machine spit some kind of liquid all over u


*inserts coin*

o_O you get Villo Valo! And is then stolen by Emicat XD

*inserts remanes of real machine*

machine crunches and then spits em bak at u
*inserts coin*

machine joins with other machines to creat super machive,w ich thenn gives you a tank

*inserts coin*

I get a free drink.

*inserts coin*

*hugs villo and $ucks thumb* You got Shrek! Who then gets your spleen!

*inserts a lava lamp*

the machine grows a tongue and liks u
*inserts coin*

You get ur coin back

*inserts coin*

get a bucket of vending machive droop

*inserts coin*