What if.... [Game!]

I'm gay wouldn't happen

what if you were a....
wait for it...
ROBOT!

I'd be smarter then you! :P

What if you were a dog?

I'd wee on your leg, toes
what if you were famous?

I would brag.

What would you do if you was Dionysus?

I'd be crazy. :) What if you lost your phone.

say oops
what wud u do if ur hosue blew up n sum1robbed ur pants

I would buy some more undies

What if you worked in McDonalds?

id be greesy
what if u found 1p

I'd just leave it where I found it. What if you knew that your enemy at school still drinks from a milkbottle?

I'd tell everyone. :eusa_danc
What if you had 1 wish?