The magic machine...

You get Son of DOrk tickets

-Inserts old smelly shoe-

You get a kick up the back side!

*inserts Elec Guitar*

Gets A Brand New Mug With a Little Cat On It :P

*Inserts a Badger*

*hair ball pops out*
*inserts last post*

You get your first post

*Inserts a * thingy*

you get a thingy-ma-bob

*inserts myself*

You get me

*Inserts my heart*
Its full of Darkness, and nachos :o

You become an Emo like me!!!!

*inserts Guns 'N' Roses*

You get a never ending song >=(

*Inserts Trivium*

You get a lot of poo (GnR rule all)

*Inserts Kurt Cobain's ashes* (It was murder, not suicide)