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It was a cold, sexual night. Sam and Becky jumped around the campfire, exciting songs and eating cookies.
Soon they got tired, climbed into their radiators, and eventually fell asleep. Suddenly, they were both wide awake. There was a loud *REMOVED* sound outside the tent. Jenny grabbed Sam's eyelid and held on for dear life. Sam started chanting, "Lions and crocodiles and songs, oh my!" over and over again.
Then into their tent fell their friend Zoiee. Zoiee had been thirsty and had gone into the house for some Washing up liquid. Now the Washing up liquid was on the floor of their tent. But they all had a good laugh and went back to sleep.
It turned out to be a very intimidating camping trip. And maybe next time they'll even leave Jenny's backyard.
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It was a cold,    Electric Orange night.    Imogen     and    Rusty Drank around the campfire,    Screaming     songs and eating    cucumbers.     
Soon they got tired, climbed into their    Chairs    , and eventually fell asleep. Suddenly, they were both wide awake. There was a loud    Swimming     sound outside the tent.    Rando   grabbed    Imogen's Foot and held on for dear life.    Imogen     started chanting, "Lions and    CD's and    Boys    , oh my!" over and over again.
Then into their tent fell their friend    Addison. Addison had been thirsty and had gone into the house for some    Cod liver oil . Now the    Cod liver oil was on the floor of their tent. But they all had a good laugh and went back to sleep.
It turned out to be a very    Tiny camping trip. And maybe next time they'll even leave    Rando's     backyard.
All my words are in bold.
Rusty
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Mine makes sense. Ish
One day my dad came home and said there was going to be a big pet show in our town. "That's Hot!" I said. "I'm sure Doggy will win." Doggy is our pet Cat. She is really smart. She can do lots of tricks. She's very good at shaking Arm and jumping through Pennies. Her favorite food is Grapes. It's the only thing she'll eat.
On the day of the pet show, I got up early and washed Doggy and tied her favorite Football Shirt around her neck. She looked Cold.
I couldn't believe all the pets at the show. On one side of us there was a big Dog. On the other side was a Esperanto poodle. At that point the judges came by. We showed them how Doggy can balance a Globe on her Leg. The judges were very impressed.
At the end of the day, the first prize went to a big Platipus with Green stripes. But Doggy got a Orange ribbon for being the most Sexy Cat at the show.
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One day my dad came home and said there was going to be a big pet show in our town. "That's fit!" I said. "I'm sure crap bag will win." crap bag is our pet pig. She is really smart. She can do lots of tricks. She's very good at shaking legs and jumping through tables. Her favorite food is crisps. It's the only thing she'll eat.
On the day of the pet show, I got up early and washed crap bag and tied her favorite mini-skirt around her neck. She looked naughty.
I couldn't believe all the pets at the show. On one side of us there was a big donkey. On the other side was a spanish poodle. At that point the judges came by. We showed them how crap bag can balance a phone on her ass. The judges were very impressed.
At the end of the day, the first prize went to a big pigeon with blue stripes. But crap bag got a sexy pink ribbon for being the most cool pig at the show.
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Things That Drive Me Crazy
I just hate it when:
Mom serves Lucky Charms for dinner.
My pet giraffe chews my pants.
Mr. B gets mad at the class for being gay.
My best friend Little Richard decides to wack off with somebody else.
I get bonked for something I didn't do.
Dad makes me wear bushes to school.
My favorite TV show "The Daily Show With Jon Stewart" gets canceled because the station has to broadcast a news conference. {The Daily Show is a fake news show, so thats kinda ironic}
People **** into my bedroom without knocking.
