If heaven exists, what would you like to say to God when you arrive?

I would say "thank you for accepting me :hot:"

im sure me and you can sort something out , to get me back down there

wot's poppin' doc.

why has my life been cruddy
and why on earth do incredibly fat people exist

i wouldnt go to heaven ;O

"OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG"
*DEEP BREATHZ*
"OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG"

X10.

"Phew."

OMG KAN I B A GHOST PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Or I'd say.

So this is it.. How harsh are you on breaking the commandments?

I'd say:

Omgz, you exist :O

You're fatter than I imagined...

or.

Yes! I'm in heaven! Now where's the P**n?