my valantines doesent fancie me :(

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Originally Posted by chubzilla

hey helen, i have a big willy. ;)
want some alcohol?

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wouldnt say no ;)

shes hardly yur valentines if she dnt like you.

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Originally Posted by rapture

wouldnt say no ;)

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:D score!

see mate, it works everytime.

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Originally Posted by rapture

flirt, make up stories about yourself so you seem more interesting, and try to make her think you and your family are rich.

& tell her you have a massive willy.

or, instead of all that.
get her drunk.

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rofl.

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Originally Posted by ScouseOrient

SPIKE
HER
DRINK

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^:P

Show her your bankbook. *This could actually lower your chances depending on how much money you have* :o

Girls are like really old computers: You have to bang them for a while before they start working ;)

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Originally Posted by .:.:.Sammeth.:.:.

Girls are like really old computers: You have to bang them for a while before they start working ;)

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Yeah but old computers usually carry viruses

Good point. If he gets Chlamydia, don't blame me.

by shaving your head bald, Im smypathy for your ugly face :D

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Originally Posted by .:.:.Sammeth.:.:.

Girls are like really old computers: You have to bang them for a while before they start working ;)

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LOL, That is SO going in my sig.