i'm talking to a frenchie, yay
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i'm talking to a frenchie, yay
You: I'm in love with you
Stranger: Really?
You: yeah
Stranger: Are you a girl?
You: yeah
Stranger: Well I'm gay
Stranger: Sorry
im going back on for the lulz
LOL
Stranger: Hello
You: hey stranger
Stranger: How are you this evening?
You: Fine you
Stranger: Me too thank you.
Stranger: How old are you?
You: 422
You: 42*
You: u
Stranger: How lovely,I'm doing 20 next week.
You: male or female
Stranger: Me too!We have so much in common.
You: what
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HI!
Stranger: hI
You: I LOVE YOU WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?
Stranger: FO SHO HOLMES
Stranger: FREINDS 4 LIFE
You: YAIII
You: WOTZ UP
Stranger: HEY HEY
Stranger: BLOOD OR CRIP?
You: HEY HEYYY
You: BLOOD
Stranger: *rispekt*
You: *r3zp3kt
Stranger: **** YOU
You: OMG UR NASTY
You: IM FALLING OUT WITH YOU
You: *SLAP*
Stranger: I DONT CARE
Stranger: NO RESPECT FOR YOU
You: I DNT WANT YOUR ****** RESPECT
You: I FORT U LOVED ME
Stranger: GOOD BECUASE YOU ARE NOT GETTING IT ANYWAY
You: WELL THATS GOOD
Stranger: I DONT LOVE GO DIE
You: IM NOT GOING TO GO DIE NOW
Stranger: *SHOOTS*
You: BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO
You: I WAS PLANNING ON DYING
You: BUT NOW IM NOT
Stranger: O RLY
You: YA RLY
Stranger: OK I AM GOING TO SHOOT MYSELF NOW
Stranger: WHAT YOU GONNA DO ABOUT THAT MORON
You: nothing really
Stranger: ARE YOU SURE?
You: YEH
You: NUFFINK I CAN DO
Stranger: MY PENIS IS SO VALUABLE
You: K
You: CUT IT OFF AND SEND ME IT
You: AND I CAN SELL IT ON A WELL KNOWN AUCTION SITE
Stranger: NO I NEED IT FOR NOW
You: k.
You: SEND IT WHEN UR DONE
Stranger: BUT YOU CAN HAVE IT WHEN I AM DEAD :)
You: I DNT WANT IT WHEN UR DEAD
Stranger: WHY?
You: IT WONT TASTE NICE
Stranger: HOW YOU KNOW
You: COS U R DEAD
Stranger: I PROMISE IT WILL BE OK
You: UR BORING NOW
You: WIV UR DEATH THREATS
You: BYE
Stranger: EVEN SO IT STILL A FULL PENIS
Stranger: OK
You: BYE MY NEW BEST FRIEND
Stranger: BYE
You have disconnected.
Omgsh.. Post number 999 ;D EMERGENCYYY
Stranger: but wait, u r really a girl?
You: yeahh lol
Stranger: wow
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: u r a geek one? or a normal one, whos has friends? :P
You: a normal one lol
Stranger: and a scotish girl, wow, im lucky ^^
get in :D
lool!!!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where you from?
You: england
You: u
Stranger: toronto
You: meow
Stranger: girl or guy?
You: guy
Stranger: im a girl
You: awesome
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 14
You: you
Stranger: old enough tp be your mother
Stranger: see ya
You: we can make it work
You: NO
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I'm chatting to a guy from Finland who is into web programming. He's really friendly.