Good luck failing at English there. They don't "literally pwn", I own a MacBook and it is very nice, as is my Windows machine.
See a pattern here? I have had BSODs but thats due to Manufacturer error of some hardware, which was easily fixed. If your BSODing four computers, then it's you.
Learn to use a computer. But assuming your "megabyte" was right (LOL.) then Vista actually caches programs you have opened to make them load quicker when you want them, when you need the RAM for something else then it deletes that cache and allocates it elsewhere. They have to drop support for older products at some point.
Get some new games then? Companies have to drop support for older products. I have had NO problems with Windows Update, apart from when I pulled the plug when it was installing them, which was an easy system restore fix. I'm always playing games like Crysis, GRID, Counter-Strike: Source in full screen mode and they work flawlessly, I can alt tab out and back into them too.
Ever wondered why XP has nothing wrong with it? It's been around double the time Vista has and has probably had double the amount of updates. Has it also ever occured to you that Microsoft is American? :/

