Have you ever read the bible?

I've read some bits of it

all I know is that Jesus handed out bread and fish... and turned water into wine! And Moses are put into a basket and put into a river! (Are these even in the bible or did I read them in a book at school when I was little lol)

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Originally Posted by Stupid

all I know is that Jesus handed out bread and fish... and turned water into wine! And Moses are put into a basket and put into a river! (Are these even in the bible or did I read them in a book at school when I was little lol)

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Yeah, the Jesus bits are new testament and the Moses bits are old testament.

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Originally Posted by Empired

I've read almost all of but I had to miss out Psalms because I just couldn't :( My favourite story by far was the one with Samson & Delilah

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i like samson and delilah

Nope I haven't, not even a little bit. Maybe one day to see what all the hype about it is

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Originally Posted by Comity

Nope I haven't, not even a little bit. Maybe one day to see what all the hype about it is

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sorry you're not allowed

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Originally Posted by Red

Yea, I've read parts and when I was 18 I planned to do the whole thing using this cover to cover book which if you follow it it takes a year but I quit at Job and then was busy with alevels. I deffo want to try again though.

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omg this sounds familiar to me for some reason
anyway ive looked through the front pages of the bible where it gives you specific pages to go to for depression, jealousy etc, then started reading through a bit n enjoyed it (im not religious) rly need to finish it sometime

even if you are religious or not it is a really inspirational book that holds some very good messages about life

I read it every now and again. How else would i benefit from its inspirational words, such as:

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Originally Posted by Yahweh

Exodus 4: 24-26


On the journey, while they were encamped for the night, the Lord met Moses and would have killed him. But Zipporah picked up a sharp flint, cut off her son's foreskin and touched Moses' privates with it, saying, "You are my bridegroom." So the Lord let Moses alone. It was on that occasion she said, "Blood bridegroom by circumcision!"

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