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When I was about 6 me and my sister had a travel board game set and I stuck one of the chess pawns up my nose and it got stuck, so I told my mum. We had to go to hospital in a taxi and the doctor had to get it out with scissors. The bad thing was that I told my mum that my sister stuck it up my nose when she didn't, but somehow I had convinced my sister she was to blame so she felt bad about it for ages. It was only a few months ago that she found out she had nothing to do with it.
To siblings; I've "accidently" hit my younger sister with a rock... from a slingshot.. It was indirectly because I aimed for a tree and it ricocheted off the tree and smoked my sister.
To other people; Uhmm... With my friends, I used to be the wimp and rat my friends out if they did something bad. (I was not really a good friend.. though, I still have them.. which i don't even know how. haha!)
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Originally Posted by FlyingJesus
I thought it was going to end in you telling the man he doesn't need a cake he's fat enough. Disappointed.
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My worst? No idea, but the funniest was when we were playing soccer inside the gym at school and we were using an actual soccer ball, not a foam/indoor one. Anyway I went to kick the ball from one side to the other and this girl in the year below me had a MASSIVE nose and I mean huge, like you could see it from a mile away, anyway her face was in the way of the ball and after 1.5-2m from having contact with my foot the ball hits her smack bang in the nose. I thought it was funny and still do.
I cut a girls hair when she wasn't looking in like year one with those stupid left handed yellow/green scissors. In nursery I got pissed off at this girl for taking my stuff and stabbed her ear with a pencil... On the sharp side. Actually I think the nursery one was the girl also trying to wind me up and since I just moved to England at the time I obv couldn't scream at her as didn't know any English so had to result in physical violence to reply, perfectly reasonable.
Guess I was a child not to be messed with idc
One of my ex girlfriends had knitted me a beanie for Christmas and after we broke up I cut it to shreds and threw it in her yard. We're friends now and I still feel absolutely horrible about it. This was in high school.
invited someone to my 18th because i felt like i had to but heard she was talking **** about me so pretended it was cancelled because i didnt want her there and then she found out and that was awkward
i felt like such a ***** and still do because it was a horrible thing to do
Probably spitting in someone's drink I didn't like back in school. :L
I've so many mean things to people I don't like, I can't actually think of the top of my head.
Edit: I did hack into an ex-ex boyfriend's facebook and posted a picture of his mum that took a picture of her backside and sent to someone in America.
the worst thing (like it wasn't intentional or anything but i still get MAD about it) is when i dropped a baby, like i just remember doing it n I GET THE GUILT. she was heavy though so... what can u do
i used to be an absolute ***** in PE to somebody. whenever she was on my team i'd throw the ball at her n get her out. or i'd ask the other team to try really hard to get her out. or i'd just work extra hard to get her out, because i knew how worked up she got about losing in pe (and life), especially to me. oh and i deleted somebodies work off their memory stick n they had to redo that! idk,
wtf how can u drop a baby ;lllllQuote:
Originally Posted by McDonalds
you're not touching me n jens babies ;l
idk what worst i've done is, probably hitting someone in the face with a golf ball
i dont even kno it just fell out n it was really funny but MEAN and oh godQuote:
Originally Posted by scottish