The "In My Car Game"

In my car I have a pot of yoghurt and a blender and a dead cat and a dead body and your grandad's thong which he didnt wash for days and a prison convict and a spoon with mouldy cottage cheese and a naked Billie Joe Armstrong and another one of your grandad's thongs which he didn't wash for days. And a big pie was eaten up by a 12-yr-old fat girl whos name was Bob. she was starving and when she saw a chocolate bar, but she didn't have any money. And Your Mums lipstick which is smudged all over the window

In my car I have a pot of yoghurt and a blender and a dead cat and a dead body and your grandad's thong which he didnt wash for days and a prison convict and a spoon with mouldy cottage cheese and a naked Billie Joe Armstrong and another one of your grandad's thongs which he didn't wash for days. And a big pie was eaten up by a 12-yr-old fat girl whos name was Bob. she was starving and when she saw a chocolate bar, but she didn't have any money. And Your Mums lipstick which is smudged all over the window. And also someone replaced a seat with a toilet.

In my car I have a pot of yoghurt and a blender and a dead cat and a dead body and your grandad's thong which he didnt wash for days and a prison convict and a spoon with mouldy cottage cheese and a naked Billie Joe Armstrong and another one of your grandad's thongs which he didn't wash for days. And a big pie was eaten up by a 12-yr-old fat girl whos name was Bob. she was starving and when she saw a chocolate bar, but she didn't have any money. And Your Mums lipstick which is smudged all over the window. And also someone replaced a seat with a toilet and pie, boy do I love pie ;)

In my car I have a pot of yoghurt and a blender and a dead cat and a dead body and your grandad's thong which he didnt wash for days and a prison convict and a spoon with mouldy cottage cheese and a naked Billie Joe Armstrong and another one of your grandad's thongs which he didn't wash for days. And a big pie was eaten up by a 12-yr-old fat girl whos name was Bob. she was starving and when she saw a chocolate bar, but she didn't have any money. And Your Mums lipstick which is smudged all over the window. And also someone replaced a seat with a toilet and pie, boy do I love pie ;) Your grandmas bra was found under the backseat.

In my car I have a pot of yoghurt and a blender and a dead cat and a dead body and your grandad's thong which he didnt wash for days and a prison convict and a spoon with mouldy cottage cheese and a naked Billie Joe Armstrong and another one of your grandad's thongs which he didn't wash for days. And a big pie was eaten up by a 12-yr-old fat girl whos name was Bob. she was starving and when she saw a chocolate bar, but she didn't have any money. And Your Mums lipstick which is smudged all over the window. And also someone replaced a seat with a toilet and pie, boy do I love pie Your grandmas bra was found under the backseat with her undies and your grandfathers purple inhaler.

In my car I have a pot of yoghurt and a blender and a dead cat and a dead body and your grandad's thong which he didnt wash for days and a prison convict and a spoon with mouldy cottage cheese and a naked Billie Joe Armstrong and another one of your grandad's thongs which he didn't wash for days. And a big pie was eaten up by a 12-yr-old fat girl whos name was Bob. she was starving and when she saw a chocolate bar, but she didn't have any money. And Your Mums lipstick which is smudged all over the window. And also someone replaced a seat with a toilet and pie, boy do I love pie Your grandmas bra was found under the backseat with her undies and your grandfathers purple inhaler blar blar blar

In my car I have a pot of yoghurt and a blender and a dead cat and a dead body and your grandad's thong which he didnt wash for days and a prison convict and a spoon with mouldy cottage cheese and a naked Billie Joe Armstrong and another one of your grandad's thongs which he didn't wash for days. And a big pie was eaten up by a 12-yr-old fat girl whos name was Bob. she was starving and when she saw a chocolate bar, but she didn't have any money. And Your Mums lipstick which is smudged all over the window. And also someone replaced a seat with a toilet and pie, boy do I love pie Your grandmas bra was found under the backseat with her undies and your grandfathers purple inhaler blar blar blar rye bread

In my car I have a pot of yoghurt and a blender and a dead cat and a dead body and your grandad's thong which he didnt wash for days and a prison convict and a spoon with mouldy cottage cheese and a naked Billie Joe Armstrong and another one of your grandad's thongs which he didn't wash for days. And a big pie was eaten up by a 12-yr-old fat girl whos name was Bob. she was starving and when she saw a chocolate bar, but she didn't have any money. And Your Mums lipstick which is smudged all over the window. And also someone replaced a seat with a toilet and pie, boy do I love pie Your grandmas bra was found under the backseat with her undies and your grandfathers purple inhaler blar blar blar rye bread end of a Story and Crashed

In my car I have a pot of yoghurt and a blender and a dead cat and a dead body and your grandad's thong which he didnt wash for days and a prison convict and a spoon with mouldy cottage cheese and a naked Billie Joe Armstrong and another one of your grandad's thongs which he didn't wash for days. And a big pie was eaten up by a 12-yr-old fat girl whos name was Bob. she was starving and when she saw a chocolate bar, but she didn't have any money. And Your Mums lipstick which is smudged all over the window. And also someone replaced a seat with a toilet and pie, boy do I love pie Your grandmas bra was found under the backseat with her undies and your grandfathers purple inhaler blar blar blar rye bread end of a Story and Crashed, then i saw a wet smelly tuna fish fly across the sky eating a banana

In my car I have a pot of yoghurt and a blender and a dead cat and a dead body and your grandad's thong which he didnt wash for days and a prison convict and a spoon with mouldy cottage cheese and a naked Billie Joe Armstrong and another one of your grandad's thongs which he didn't wash for days. And a big pie was eaten up by a 12-yr-old fat girl whos name was Bob. she was starving and when she saw a chocolate bar, but she didn't have any money. And Your Mums lipstick which is smudged all over the window. And also someone replaced a seat with a toilet and pie, boy do I love pie Your grandmas bra was found under the backseat with her undies and your grandfathers purple inhaler blar blar blar rye bread end of a Story and Crashed, then i saw a wet smelly tuna fish fly across the sky eating a banana what was Brown