Have you ever called 999/911?

Holy crap yeah all the time :/ I have heart issues and my heart will skyrocket to like 200's and shite and i'll pass out. The paramedics know me by name :/ So does the ER :/

I've never called the police. Here it's 000 and the police are so bad they only come if it's something where people are literally dying.

I've called Security at work for a number of reasons though, but that's not really the same.