Granting game ;o

roflmao.

:( shame that.

Granted, but it gets bombed, and you die. WOOHOO joking not woohoo wa wa =]

I wish my back wasnt aching =[

Granted, but you no longer have a back.

I wish I knew how to use a fancy sword.

Haha, if i didnt have a back, id be all floppy. rofl.

Granted, but while using it, it falls on the floor, upwards, and you fall onto it. :D


I wish i wasnt so gorry minded. :D

Granted, but you lose all form of imagination

I wish I could be bothered to keep writing my book

Granted, but you loose it :P

I wish you would give my imagination back.

Granted, but you have to pay me for it.

I wish I hadn't just finished my lasy can of Coke.

Granted, but you get flooded with the amount that have returned as they all popped due to the cans being shaken up. LOL

I wish i had enough money to pay flying for my imagination back =[

Granted, but you have to do "special jobs" to get it.

I wish I didn't get drowned in Coke.

Granted, but everyone else does rofl.

I wish i knew the special jobs.... ;)

Granted, and they involve not having much space. Plus, you should know by now that I only care about myself, so your "but everyone else does" wouldn't be such a terrible thing ^_^

I wish my money for the art I sold came through

granted but u end up as a janitor

i wish i got had a bottle of cherry tango

Okay cept me and u.
JUST ME AND U ON THE PLANET NOW DARLING.
ROFL.

Granted, but the can explodes when you open it.


I wish people wouldnt post so fast. :(

Granted, but you got slower anyway

I wish my computer worked properly.

granted but u have no moniter

i wish i had a bottle of cherry tango and a copy of garfield 2

Granted, but you die and are unable to recieve it in time.
=]

I wish i was fast, like before.

granted but u die of dehydration

i wish i had a jetpack

Granted, but it has no fuel
I wish I had a lasagne

granted but it has a bug init

i wish i had a candle

Granted, but it burns your face off

I wish I owned a door handle shop

Granted, fgs.. stop posting fast, GRANTED, BUT U DIE, OH WELL, BYE BYE, BIII!!!!! :)

I wish i had my spaghetti bolgeanse now.

Granted but it's a vegan version and therefore has no flavour

I wish I had socks on

:(
bolognese* and..
granted, but they have holes in them.

I wish Craig wasnt so scary ;o
or you either. lmao

granted but ur dead

i wish i had a fan

Granted, but somehow I find a Misfits ticket and we go together and completely scare the hell out of the entire world.

I wish food for me was free

wish granted but its all posined


i wish i cud actully fal lalseep when i try to go to sleep ^^

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Originally Posted by Azza

wish granted but its all posined


i wish i cud actully fal lalseep when i try to go to sleep ^^

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Granted, But you lose your bed

I wish I had everything in the world and nothing bad happpened to me ^_^

Granted. You get everything in the world. It crushed you.

I wish I had nothing :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Kardan

Granted. You get everything in the world. It crushed you.

I wish I had nothing :rolleyes:

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Gratned, but you found a news paper on the floor

I wish I had a snapple

granted but theres none left ^^

i wish it wast nightime

Granted but it doesn't get dark ;]

I wish I had some chocolate

wish granted but its al lmelted in ur hand ^^


i wish i had some working batteries ^^

Granted, but the thing you use them for explodes..

I wish I got a PM :'(

granted but your banned from the forum for ever and ever ^^


i wish i had a driiink

Granted but it happens to be unpurified urine ;)

I wish I had an extended Summer holiday

granted but you get no more holidays from school ever again ^^


i wish i had enough money for a train ^^

Granted, but the train breaks down and you don't get to where you want to go...

I wish I didn't have to go now :p

granted but u go in 5 seconds ^^


i wish it was sunny again ^^

Granted, but you get severe sunburn.

I wish this download would hurry up

granted but its full of virises

i wish i wasnt tired, again ^^

Granted, but you become highly bored.

I wish i didnt have shampoo in my eye :@