Corrupt a Wish

Granted but then you realised it was all a dream

I wish I had another wish

Granted, but you only have 1 second to wish!

I wish I had hair extensions.

Wish granted, but then they get burnt off while cooking your dinnner

I wish I had a bigger room.

Wish granted, you must share with a skunk, elephant and a cucumber.


I wish for my own TV show.

granted but fox cancelled it

I wish noone will corrupt my wish

Granted, but I just did xD

I wish the news would SHUT UP ABOUT THE CREDIT CRUNCH.

Granted.. but now they are on about swine flu.

I wish I got the Sony Ericsson W902 or Nokia Aeon and it never broke!

Granted, but you get mugged the next day.

I wish the teachers would stop giving homework.

Granted....

They make you work 10times as hard in class though :P

I wish for a decent Internet Modem grrrrrrrr

granted, but your computer cant handle it and explodes in a fireball, ruining your new Modem.

I wish my phone would start recognising the memory card again.

Granted, but all the buttons have broken, rendering it pretty much useless.




I wish that BBC put something decent on BBC3 tonight. :D

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Granted, but all the buttons have broken, rendering it pretty much useless.




I wish that BBC put something decent on BBC3 tonight. :D

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Granted, but after that program the station closes down and turns to ITV2, and The Jeremy Kyle Show goes on :|!

I wish I had 5 fingers.

Wish granted. :D
4 of your fingers get an infection which spreads and leaves you paralysed. :(

I wish I was a goddess.

Granted, but they arent attached to your hand.

I wish something intresting would happen.

My post from the other day obviously hasn't been approved :rolleyes:

Wish granted, 400 partially gay men start humping your leg. :lol:

I wish my potato was ready.

granted, ready to explode the moment u got it

I wish heroes was back on BBC2

Granted, but then your TV is cut off by the government.

I wish my laptop started working again

Granted until it fails 10 minutes later.

I wish for 5 more wishes

granted but then u couldnt wish for any more after using them

i wish i could be apart of Habbo Beta

Granted.. but then they realise it was a mistake and revoke it.

I wish I could enter the Yukka tree hill competition!

granted but u lost

I wish an annoying noob (not gunna say name) would leave me alone

Granted - he gets banned, but Player suport un ban him.

I wish i could go to blizz con ( WOW Maker Blizzard's big confrense thing)

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Granted - he gets banned, but Player suport un ban him.

I wish i could go to blizz con ( WOW Maker Blizzard's big confrense thing)

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Granted - You go but it's not open

I wish for account to be unbanned on forum

granted, but you cannot login and you forget all the details to it.

I wish my family were not all ********.

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granted, but you cannot login and you forget all the details to it.

I wish my family were not all ********.

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Granted but they started being ******** again.

I wish i had a pet penguin.

granted, but it dies the moment you by any pets.

i wish i didn't own a car :)

Granted, u own a Bus

I wish big brother was cancelled

Granted, but they come out with Big Sister.

I wish that I didn't have to work tomorrow.

Granted, but only because you got fired.

I wish I could go on vacation to Italy.

Granted but you have to share a room with micheal jackson

I wish i had...a dollar?

Lol, poor timing on the michael jackson comment. Imagine having to share a room with a dead guy..


Granted, but you get really thirsty and try to get a coke from the drink machine and it won't take your dollar. So you rip it to pieces in frustration!

I wish it would be the weekend forever.

You have chores :rolleyes:

I wish that there was always something good on TV

Seeing as the person above ruined it by not making a wish to corrupt i will start over again.

I wish that there was always something good on TV

wish granted but it was the same thing on over and over again

i wish my computer didnt freeze on youtube

Granted, but it froze on habbo instead :P

I wish the new series of Mock the week was on Tonight and not Thursday

Good thing i dont play habbo then eh? :P

granted, but then u found out its repeats

i wish i had a can of redbull infront of me.

Granted, but it tasted horrible

I wish my ps3 would bloody read games like it used to a year ago

wish granted but only plays ps1 games

i wish cairon was back in brother

wish granted but then he gets evicted a week later.

i wish to win the lottery :)

wish granted but u only win £5

i wish canabis was legal