Cant say Yes or No

Undoubtably.

R U A POM

I don't know

Will you whisper sweet nothings in my ear?

will u play with me ;)? (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)

are you an idiot

That depends on what you class as an idiot

Are you the bestest and nicest person in the whole wide world?

I am obviously ;)

Do you smell of manure?

i shower in it soo...

do you sleep at night?

I haven't slept for 2 days

Is your name crap?

more than likely
do you look like cheese?

cheesecake not for the win..

do you like habbo

i could live without it

do you smell bad