Vending Machine (game)

You win a puppet.

*inserts a coin*

u get a penny

*inserts coin

You get "OMGSomething"

*Inserts coin*

congrats! you just got a pot of yoghurt!

*inserts coin*

yaya

You get cow dung

*inserts a coin*

You get a bong

*Inserts coin*

u get a gong

*inserts coin*

u get a dustbin--------

u get a wet slap

*inserts coin*

u get a towel snap :)

*inserts coin

u get a biach slap

*inserts coin*

u get a granny slap

*inserts two coins :0

u get ure coin bak

*inserts coin*

You get temporary banned >_>

*Inserts coin*

You get a tampax

*Inserts coin*

You get told they're always good value

*inserts coin*

You get a slab of poo thrown in your face
*inserts coin*

You get urinated on my an old tramp

*Inserts coin*

You get a women who puts ur face between her bum cheeks and slamms ur face with her cheeks

*inserts coin*

You get a plate

*inserts coin*

you get a spice girls album

*trys to put album back in*

Access Denied, please insert another coin.

*Inserts coin*

...

xD

you get what he has *points at pilgrim-soul*
*inserts coins*

Gets A Rat

mmmmmmmm. Fresh Rat........

You geta White Atlanta Hat >:D yey! i got one on now lmao!


*inserts coin*

You get an 85 year old women named margery

*inserts coins*

you get an 85 year old man named Harold
*coin, in, go, now*

You get a Ipod Mini






















Shame its broken, scratched and is smeared with poo xD

*inserts coin*

gets another ipod of the same quality.

*inserts bean*

You get some granny pants. o_O

*squeezes granny pants back in and wants a refund*

*refuses granny pants and gives granny pants with skid marks back*

*inserts coins*

gets a remote

*inserts coin*

*tries to squeeze tv through slot*

Dam it won't work

YOU GET A CUBIC CENTRE METRE OF AIR :O

*inserts coins*

gets the ariel to the television

*gives the machine a nudge*

You get vvvvvvvvvv
















































How dare you kick the :rude: machine, you stupid :rude:!
*inserts coins*

You get a voodoo doll of yourself

*inserts a coin*

You get a shoe and Courtney Love who coincidently is missing a shoe

*inserts coin*

You get a product to grow a very long beard :O

*inserts a coin* :D

Whoo Hoo! I just shaved mine off so could use that.

*ahem*

you get a Spongebob Squarepants poster

*inserts coin*

*snatches*

You get a "I Love My Mum" mug ^_^"

*inserts coin* :D