Vending Machine (game)

You get a copy of Jack Kerouac's "On The Road" and a lightbulb.

*inserts coin*

You get an old boot. :o

*inserts a coin*

You get a life-size functioning batmobile... now where was I when that came out? All I get is an old boot and you get a batmobile?!!!

*inserts coin*

woo go me

You get a Robin costume from Batman and Robin :D

*inserts coin* :D:D:D

*puts on Robin Suit and jumps out window*

You get a brick with a note tied around it. I'd read the note but it's not my prize.

*inserts coin*

You get a batman suit

*inserts coin*

*saves the batman suit for another night*

you get a telephone... it rings

*insert coin*

I pick up the phone and you get a package delivered to you

*inserts a coin*

What does it contain?

A lifetime supply of twinkies... wow, that was weird

You get a homeless fellow and he asks you for food... I guess he ate all the food in the machine

*inserts coin*

Get a knife to threaten him to leave

*inserts a coin*

You get a family portrait of my family... wierd, how'd that get in there?

*inserts coin*

Coin is stuck cause the machine is out of order :o

*inserts coin and it's jammed*

*walks over to the machine next to it*

lol, you get a pink elephant stuffed animal... wierd how those cross-room vending machines work sometimes

*inserts coin*

gets a sock -.-'

*inserts coin*

You get a snack

*inserts a coin* :D

gets another coin! w00t?!?? im rich

*insewrts 2 coiin*

You become evil.

*inserts a coin*

You're suddenly wearing a dress. A random kid comes along and points and laughs at you.

*inserts coin*

You get a bat to whack the kid

*inserts a coin*

The kid magically is wearing unpenetratable armor

*inserts coin*

You gain a drink which allows you enough strength to pick up the kid with one hand and throw him far far away :D

*inserts a coin*

A pillow forms and the kid safely lands on it and you get a broken angel figurine

*inserts coin*

You also get a tweety plush toy

*inserts a coin*

*gives the Tweety plush toy to his ex-girlfriend that liked Tweety*

you get a broken air conditioner

*inserts coin*

You get a repairman

*inserts a coin*

u get an extra rep bar

*inserts coin

you get black bad rep bar :)

*Inserts coins*

You get a Real Bad Rep Bar :)

*Inserts coins*

You get pickpocketed.

*inserts a coin*

You Win A 3 Month Old Cookie, And A Used Woopie Cushion.

*Inserts Coin*

Woohoo cheers,

You get a panda doll

*inserts coin*

*Gets a tampon*

*Kicks machine, all the money comes out*

Notice I didn't put in a coin.

You get a hotdog

*inserts a coin* :)

This is where my post kicks in, about the "say one good comment..."

Congrats You Win A Bra And Makeup

*dosent insert coin*

*uses slug*

WHAT? I got a copy of Home Designing Weekly...

You get a raincoat!

*inserts a coin* woo!

BLUWEESH! DO YOU EVEN READ THE POST ABOVE YOU?

-Inserts Coin-

Congratulations You Win A Used Roll of Tiolet Paper

-Inserts coin-