The Grand Old Duke Of York....

He Had 9,630 Men,
He Marched em up to the top of the hill
And He Marched them down again
And When They were up they were up
And When They were down They were down
And When They were only half-way up....
They were neither up Or Down!

He Had 9,629 Men,
He Marched em up to the top of the hill
And He Marched them down again
And When They were up they were up
And When They were down They were down
And When They were only half-way up....
They were neither up Or Down!

He Had 9,628 Men,
He Marched em up to the top of the hill
And He Marched them down again
And When They were up they were up
And When They were down They were down
And When They were only half-way up....
They were neither up Or Down!

He Had 9,627 Men,
He Marched em up to the top of the hill
And He Marched them down again
And When They were up they were up
And When They were down They were down
And When They were only half-way up....
They were neither up Or Down!

The Grand Old Duke Of York
He Had 9,626 Men,
He Marched em up to the top of the hill
And He Marched them down again
And When They were up they were up
And When They were down They were down
And When They were only half-way up....
They were neither up Or Down!

Emicat the brave,
Lost 9,625 hairs today,
She fell on a fuse,
Not amused,
And counted them again! (Sorry I got bored)

The Grand Old Duke Of York
He Had 9,625 Men,
He Marched em up to the top of the hill
And He Marched them down again
And When They were up they were up
And When They were down They were down
And When They were only half-way up....
They were neither up Or Down!

The Grand Old Duke Of York
He Had 9,624 Men,
He Marched em up to the top of the hill
And He Marched them down again
And When They were up they were up
And When They were down They were down
And When They were only half-way up....
They were neither up Or Down!

The Grand Old Duke Of York
He Had 9,623 Men,
He Marched em up to the top of the hill
And He Marched them down again
And When They were up they were up
And When They were down They were down
And When They were only half-way up....
They were neither up Or Down!

The Grand Old Duke Of York
He Had 9,622 Men,
He Marched em up to the top of the hill
And He Marched them down again
And When They were up they were up
And When They were down They were down
And When They were only half-way up....
They were neither up Or Down!

The Grand Old Duke Of York
He Had 9,621 Men,
He Marched em up to the top of the hill
And He Marched them down again
And When They were up they were up
And When They were down They were down
And When They were only half-way up....
They were neither up Or Down!