LMAO. :P
Honestly dunno, but that's a really good question. :)
I want to be either Bill Gates or the US President.
Why? POWER! :D
i'd be a plane so I could travel around and see more :]
(you did say an object!)
Shark, i'd swim the oceans and eat sum people while i'm at it.
Corn on the cob.
a toenail.