Make A Wish, Corrupt a Wish [pt.2]

Granted, but was replaced by Hailstones

wishes for summer again

granted but its 2 hot n u r not hapi

i wish i had a pizza

Granted but theres rat poison all over it.

i wish i had a nice expensive pen

Granted but the ink is spilling out everywhere.

I wish I could redecorate the whole house.

granted but its pink n u luk gay

i wish i had food

wish granted but you are allergic to it

i wish i was 18

Ganted. its dog food.

i wish i had a laptop.

granted but its broke

i wish i had 1

Granted but it gave you an electric shock so you smashed it in anger.

I wish I had a new bed.

granted. Theres a huge hole in it

LOL i wish i had a notepad :)