The would you or wouldn't you game!

I wouldnt't... Lol
Would you ever marry someone for their money?

Yes

Would you wink at a *****r in the street ?

Yes (Beauty is skin deep)

Would you ever run into a shop and shout "£2.99 please!!"

I would inside to make her happy.. but outside no way x']

Would you ever roll in cow manure if I payed you?

Yes

would u wouldn't you dress up as a drag queen and pretend you were gáy?

Edit: Only if i had protective gear on Lmao

Nope - I wouldn't

Would you go out with the same gender for money?

How much are we talking? ^o)
I would. . .

Would you ever 'get with' your principal for money?

Ew God, the mental images... No. :)

Would you ever do something extreme to save a random person?
E.g. Run into a blazing fire to save someone on the second floor...

No. Gosh im so self centered it's sad.

Would you ever throw your computer out a window?

No, although I might be tempted...

Would you ever run up and down the stairs and time yourself with a stop watch to see how many times you can do it in 30 minutes?