If you have children, what would you name them?

I like the name Tristan.

Boy: Him, He, Max, Osama, Saddam, Diego, Mini me, Stig, Smithers, Borat, Jebediah
Girl: Her, She, Pepsi, Delilah, Mrs, Henrietta, Davina, Woman (Good name)

Max + Pepsi - When I call them it could be like Pepsi Max foods done.

boy: Toby (like the name) or Tony (after my dad) or Robert (after my grandad)
girl: Eva.. is a cool name, plus it's after eva cassidy, the greatest female singer ever.

girl: Sara, Jessica
boy: Dave

:D

my girlfriend wanted to name the son sephiroth and the daughter yefii or something.. (if we end up having kids)

Lol, talked about this with college mates.

Boy: Amber

Girl: Daniel

I think it would be rather funny, but i'm sure who ever I have kids with wouldn't let me do that. :(