You must have alot of dead puppies in there too then :(.
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I have a pet green monkey who keeps me protected =]
Does the 2 ton nuclear explosive device count?
No, and I think keeping weapons is totally ridiculous.
i have condoms in my bedside drawer... thats all the protection i need xD
Noo on a serious note,I have a button that links up to a nuculur bomb that i personally placed at the centre of the earth and if anybody tries to kill me i shall press it and then the hole world will explode and u will all die...
on an actual serious note.. i have a pink toolkit with a hammer, screwdriver, pliers, saw etc right by my bed. i didnt purposely put it there thinking hmmm protection, i was just fixing my table a few months ago and left it their...
Nope, no weapons, I'm not insecure unlike some of you lot evidently!