Originally Posted by
mike475
i got one to stay !
after a long chat, she agreed to sell her 13 year old sister to me for £650, and she chucked herself in for £800 in total.
Stranger: so what time do i meet you tml ?
You: well. i've got work. so say, 8 ?
Stranger: suree
Stranger: i'll be there right after i ****** your mum , grandma , sister and every female ***** you have in your family. go **** yourself , and drill your ****** brains off. cut your penis and stuff it up ur own *******. grab your head , and bang it against the sharp edge of a ****** butcher knife.
Stranger: hold a chainsaw and cut through ur body from head to toe
You: does that mean you'll be a bit late ?
Stranger: ****** sick son of a *****
dont think she was being serious though :(