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23-07-2005, 04:21 PM
Georgia

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Originally Posted by ASHFELT

I was in drama playin the part of some hobo who these teens took with them cos the ran away, anyway in the night 1 stood guard an I killed him but during the scene i had to hit him with a fake brick and to add effect we fell down in a struggle but my legs were a bit open and the seem burst A HUGE 6 CM HOLE IN MY PANTS

lmao!
23-07-2005, 04:26 PM
ASHFELT

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Originally Posted by Georgia

lmao!

the problem got worse as the hole grew to 8 cm :eusa_sick
i nearly died
23-07-2005, 05:19 PM
Metric.

****. Ok I had this teacher this year and she was a big phyco and I really hated her so one day she made us write a note to her saying how we could improve the class, like everyone wrote there own and me and my friend we were writing a fake one and it said like, You need to calm your *** down and stop being a phyco and you need to stop being such a show off because ha;f the stuff you saw is fake, like you going to science school for 7 years because if that was true you woundn't be a FS/IT sub! You just like graduated like 4 years ago and you allready want to quit and become a social worker! WHY so you can get you're own kids back, OPPS since we are on the subject didn't you leave you're husband and YOUR KIDS for that old man thats old enough to be you're FATHER! Thats really mean and I feel bad for your kids not to mention you're ex-husband atleast he made a stable family life for them. and there was a bit more to it than that. SO we just finished writing our fake note and she came arround and she was collecting/demanding the notes so we were like oh **** white-out the names! so we were white-outing our names and she wanted it and she was like really mad because she couldn't see what we whited out so thought it would be a good idea to read it out to the class! PMSL *****! she was reading it and she just stoped and shes like thats it when she got to the part about her kids, witch was TRUE! Because my uncle is like a realllly good friend with her ex-husband and she had liike no clue who I was so she took us out in the hall and got all mad at us and told me to go back the the projects where I came from. The projects are like these dirty apartment buildings and they are basicly un-finished or falling down and there are like allot of drugs around there. Anyway she called my mom and my mom pulled up to the door in her little Mercedes-Benz convertable and I said, people who live in the projects dont drive Mercedes Benz's and her face turned all red and she looked so embaresed because she knew she did wrong so she gave the note to my mom and she read it and my mom looked pretty mad and the teacher was getting satisfaction from it too untill my mom got half way though it and she BURSED OUT LAUGHING! And the teachers face went beat red and my mom was like "Ashton please dont get the teacher mad, I have better stuff to do than listent to her moan and complain" and then we got in the car and drove home :)
23-07-2005, 05:23 PM
Georgia

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Originally Posted by Expedition.

****. Ok I had this teacher this year and she was a big phyco and I really hated her so one day she made us write a note to her saying how we could improve the class, like everyone wrote there own and me and my friend we were writing a fake one and it said like, You need to calm your *** down and stop being a phyco and you need to stop being such a show off because ha;f the stuff you saw is fake, like you going to science school for 7 years because if that was true you woundn't be a FS/IT sub! You just like graduated like 4 years ago and you allready want to quit and become a social worker! WHY so you can get you're own kids back, OPPS since we are on the subject didn't you leave you're husband and YOUR KIDS for that old man thats old enough to be you're FATHER! Thats really mean and I feel bad for your kids not to mention you're ex-husband atleast he made a stable family life for them. and there was a bit more to it than that. SO we just finished writing our fake note and she came arround and she was collecting/demanding the notes so we were like oh **** white-out the names! so we were white-outing our names and she wanted it and she was like really mad because she couldn't see what we whited out so thought it would be a good idea to read it out to the class! PMSL *****! she was reading it and she just stoped and shes like thats it when she got to the part about her kids, witch was TRUE! Because my uncle is like a realllly good friend with her ex-husband and she had liike no clue who I was so she took us out in the hall and got all mad at us and told me to go back the the projects where I came from. The projects are like these dirty apartment buildings and they are basicly un-finished or falling down and there are like allot of drugs around there. Anyway she called my mom and my mom pulled up to the door in her little Mercedes-Benz convertable and I said, people who live in the projects dont drive Mercedes Benz's and her face turned all red and she looked so embaresed because she knew she did wrong so she gave the note to my mom and she read it and my mom looked pretty mad and the teacher was getting satisfaction from it too untill my mom got half way though it and she BURSED OUT LAUGHING! And the teachers face went beat red and my mom was like "Ashton please dont get the teacher mad, I have better stuff to do than listent to her moan and complain" and then we got in the car and drove home :)

lmao your mom just laughed :O lol
23-07-2005, 05:27 PM
Anger

Hmm my funniest thing would be..
A few months ago we were all mucking around on the skateboards and i thought id try running and jumping onto it well i landed on it but it slipped from my feet and i sort landed and knocked myself Out
23-07-2005, 05:31 PM
Jinxxed

Probably locking my brother in the shower with his designer clothes on, then spraying deoderant all over him, along with Shampoo, Soap, water and all other sorts of things I could find in the bathroom. When I let him out I said "Clean enough now are ya!?" Becuase my Nan was looking after us she blamed it all on him, pmsl, bless :D

Or when my cousin and I prank called, fancy resturants, and half the nieghbourhood.

Oh and the time where my Mum showed me a film of me when I was three, accidently hitting myself in the face with a sort of pole :p :eusa_shif
23-07-2005, 05:32 PM
ASHFELT

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Originally Posted by FadingAway

Hmm my funniest thing would be..
A few months ago we were all mucking around on the skateboards and i thought id try running and jumping onto it well i landed on it but it slipped from my feet and i sort landed and knocked myself Out

PMSL! that reminds me when i fell down this really big hill on a skateboard by accident and it was full of thorns and mud
23-07-2005, 05:32 PM
Georgia

lol talking of getting knocked out...

I pushed this boy down a few stairs messing a round and he laughed i laughed
Then my friend done it no one laughed then some1 else done it the boy wahcked his head off the floor and was knocked out for a bout a minute
23-07-2005, 05:40 PM
Anger

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Originally Posted by Photographed

Probably locking my brother in the shower with his designer clothes on, then spraying deoderant all over him, along with Shampoo, Soap, water and all other sorts of things I could find in the bathroom. When I let him out I said "Clean enough now are ya!?" Becuase my Nan was looking after us she blamed it all on him, pmsl, bless :D

Or when my cousin and I prank called, fancy resturants, and half the nieghbourhood.

Oh and the time where my Mum showed me a film of me when I was three, accidently hitting myself in the face with a sort of pole :p :eusa_shif

lmao evil :D
23-07-2005, 05:41 PM
Jinxxed

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Originally Posted by FadingAway

lmao evil :D

I know, but evil in a good way.. :D

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