What's the biggest lie you've told?

When i was 5 years old, i said this to my mum: "Those aren't my cookie crumbs". It was a big deal at the time coz I was 5 and wasn't allowed cookies until I'd done my homework, hehe :P

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Originally Posted by Leaahh.

LOL this is so immature but when I was like 12 I was a huge fan of the bill and I was pretending to be a prisonor and handcuffed myself with string when my parents were out. I then couldn't untie it so rang my grandad using my nose to type and said that someone tied me up thinking it would be hilarious. He then rang the police and it got way out of hand :l

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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOO

I AM SITTING HERE CRYING WITH LAUGHTER

GREBVJF WFS'ld

My reaction was the same :P.


Oh yeah, once me and my brother were playing this game where we were trying to throw some piece of our dad's clothing out the upstairs window and i did it in the end but then our parents walked in and asked who it was and i blamed him lol. i've always felt guilty about that cos he got done well bad!

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Originally Posted by Immenseman

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOO

I AM SITTING HERE CRYING WITH LAUGHTER

GREBVJF WFS'ld

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Originally Posted by Sergio

My reaction was the same :P.


Oh yeah, once me and my brother were playing this game where we were trying to throw some piece of our dad's clothing out the upstairs window and i did it in the end but then our parents walked in and asked who it was and i blamed him lol. i've always felt guilty about that cos he got done well bad!

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I HATE YOU BOTH LOL :$

I told my friend his boyfriend was cheating on him, so i could get with him.
ahh that was a bad one.

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Originally Posted by Mitch4?

I told my friend his boyfriend was cheating on him, so i could get with him.
ahh that was a bad one.

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i love your life LOL

I went on a dating site once pissing about, and put my nationality as chinese, said that i was 34 and put loads of fake pictures on. Then it got out of hand, this chinese person wouldn't stop pestering me, asking to meet up, and asking me for my number. I told her i was going on vacation for a month, then fled all of my email accounts, msns...

There's one chinese woman out there waiting for her true love to come back.

Oops.

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Originally Posted by Immenseman

i love your life LOL

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when i look back at it, i realise i need to stop. But when i'm there, in the heat of the moment i just want sex. :/ is that bad? pfft.

no, it's human.

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Originally Posted by Leaahh.

LOL this is so immature but when I was like 12 I was a huge fan of the bill and I was pretending to be a prisonor and handcuffed myself with string when my parents were out. I then couldn't untie it so rang my grandad using my nose to type and said that someone tied me up thinking it would be hilarious. He then rang the police and it got way out of hand :l

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lmaooooooooooooooooooooo :')



erm probs that i rode my bike backwards into a wall which buckled it and messed it up??? my dad made a big deal out of it LOL not saying what actually did happen cos only i know still ;);)