Your Birthday...

I kissed a rich guy!

I banged a chair xD

I made out with mr bean

More like I made out with dappy :l

i robbed a pimp :S

i banged a condom

I smoked with the Trojan man

I saw a version of this on facebook , it had a 3rd option though that started with 'because' e.g. 'Because' .. I ate blueberries xL (I think the 3rd option was the year of birth), so a full sentence could be. I raped my snowman because I ate blueberries :L .

Here's mine for this version ^_^ : I banged my dog >_> ( Feb. 18th )

I robbed yo momma

I Robbed a rich guy

I stabbed my dog coz I is gansta