Mum May I?

Yes, if you give your winnings to charity.

Mum may I get loads of money then spend it on clothes?

Yes, but you must give them to the local hobo.

Can I go WOO mum, can I oh can I?!

Yes you can, as long as you eat the WOO! Lmao

Mum may I snog Olly Murs?

No, you can't, because you're not Katy Perry.

Mum, may I spend all our fortune in a casino?

As long as I get all the winnings to go move away from you!

Mum may I eat a banana? Its fruit after all!

Yes you may as long as its rotting.

Mum may I adopt a polar bear?

Yes, as long as eat it for supper.
Mum may I call you Mum?

Yes, of course, as long as as I can call you Bert

Mum may I buy your house?

Sure, as long as I can kick you out of it.

Mum, may I buy a pet mouse?