What if.... [Game!]

I'd walk away and act like i don't know you.

What if i erm.. watched you from your window?

I'd be like :o Big perv.

What if i shot you with a bb gun?

I'd be hurt.

What if I threw porridge over your head?

I'd hit you.

What if i hit you with a stick?

I'd hit you back.

What if I married you. ROFL

I'd eat the porrige and eat the stick.

What if i knocked both ya heads together?

I'd remove your head.

What if I made a thread like this?

I'd eat it. I'm very hungry.

What if i gave you a lollypop?

I'd eat it

What if I punched you?

I'd get mad at you like I already am for ruining OUR game. LMAO

What if I hax0rd u K?