Make a Wish, Corrupt a Wish

granted only making it :P

i wish that ur sig was more funneyeh

soz its as fnuny as it can be

i wish urs made sense

granted bt its a new one
i wish jamie wud stop posting b4 me

granted but ur computer blows up

i wish for nothing

then u get nothinggg capecé?
i wish i was a millionaire xD

granted but u get put in jail n cant spend it

i wish there was good stuff on tv

granted but u go blind
i wish i didnt need toilet :<

Granted, but somebodies already in the toilet, and stays in there for an hour.

I wish Orange would hurry up letting people contact me on my new phone. -.-

granted but the only person that can contact you is ME

i wish err duno

Your emails get spammed with 'dunno' emails

I wish for a donkey :D