the Q and A game

Nothing, obv

stripy or spotty?

Stripy.

Lights on or off?

Depends.

public toilets or weeing in the street?

Weeing in the street.

Bed or shower?

Bed

Earing or plug?

Small plug.

Mint or cream?

Mint

lip or eyebrow piercing?

eyebrown

eatcheese or sly?

eatcheese

Nme or kerrang?

NME.

Black or blue?