Vending Machine (game)

you get a a3 piece of paper

-inserts coin-

you get eggnog (how very festive)

*inserts coin*

you get a box.

-inserts coin-

you get pikachu

*inserts coin*

You get a punch :)

*Inserts Coin*

you get a punch back

-inserts coin-

You get a box of orange juice.
_inserts coin

you get a door.

-inserts coin

you get a window
_inserts coin

u get a hug from lia from bb7

*inserts coin*

You get a voucher for half off of any suntan in Boots

-Inserts Coin-

You get a dead ferrets leg. Lovely

*inserts tongue*

you get a slap.

-inserts coin-

You get nothing

*Inserts 2 Coins*

you get one coin back

-inserts coin-

You get robbed *RUNS*

*Inserts Coin*

You get 2 coins in return

-insertscoin-

You get some Peas

*Inserts coin*

You get some er.. random drink

-insertscoin-

The machine wurs for five mins, in which you have walked off. A pikachu pops out, runs after you, kills you, and makes love to your skull.

*inserts hooplah*

I loved that.

You get a sexy ruler

-insertscoin-

Machine wurs, the pikachu is back for you.

*inserts ruler* *ruler breaks and flies into an old woman* *inserts Lego brick*

You get a barbie doll.

-insertssomeinserts-

Machine basicly just falls on you.

*inserts sevored barbie doll head*

u jam the machine

*inserts coin*

You die

*inserts keyboajhrgdauxkjgd*

(thats the keyboard going through the slot*

gets mangled up keyboard

*inserts coin*

u get punched

*inserts coin*

you get ur coin back

*inserts coin*

100th POST

you get nothing because the machine is empty, and then it won't give you a refund.

*inserts plastic coin*

you get a real coin back

-inserts coin-

You hear a screaming from inside of the machine, and out pops a eyeball on a keyring.

*inserts llama* *wait why do I have a llama in my pocket*

you get an avatar

*inserts coin*

You get Subscription to Knitting Weekly.


*Inserts Coin*

You get the ALL NEW toy express train from Fisher Price™. With top speeds of 60 miles per hour and appealing looks, you'll have hours of fun with this baby! I've said all I need to say about this product, but I still feel the need to ramble on about it. IT NEEDS JUST 8 AAA BATTERIES AND ONE 9V BATTERY!

batteries not included

-inserts coin-

You get a new siggie

-insertscoin-

you get a million dollars.

-inserts coin-

Congratulations! You get AIDs!

*inserts fkjgheirgfau*

Congrats you get an airplane

No parts included




*Inserts last 25 cents*

the machine explodes.

*inserts coin*