Cheesy pick up lines

My pickup lines...(I only use these on my girl mates or my sis's)

Me: Hey is your name Gillete? Cause you look like the best a man can get

Me: Can I borrow a quarter?
Girl: Why?
Me: I want to call your mum and thank her

Me: (As the girl is leaving) Hey arn't you forgetting something
Girl: What?
Me: Me!

Me: Hey can I see the label on your shirt? (looks at it) Yep just like I thought, Made In Heaven

Me: If you were a booger I'd pick you

Me: Life without you is like a pencil with no lead, pointless

Last one:

Me: (As she walks by) Hey did you just touch my butt ;)
Girl: No
Me: Damn!

As you can see i'm a very cheesy guy, and someday I'm going to be slapped for saying some of these to the wrong girls. Especially my more inapropriate ones

LOL! they are cheesy, some of the cheesiest ones i've seen :o

Aye somebody needs to put a warning label on these babies :razz:

heres 10p ring ur mum and tell her your not coming back tonight

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Originally Posted by 2hd.

heres 10p ring ur mum and tell her your not coming back tonight

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I see your a bit of a Mad And Paddys Road To Knowhere Fan.

(Sorry if i ruined it lol)

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Originally Posted by OllieRocks

I see your a bit of a Mad And Paddys Road To Knowhere Fan.

(Sorry if i ruined it lol)

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yup

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Put down some cheesy pick up lines here. lets see how cheesy we can get

LMAO! Some of them were great! Personal favourites from you guys are:

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Originally Posted by SSC7

Me: Hey is your name Gillete? Cause you look like the best a man can get

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That is so cheesy it's great! :D

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Originally Posted by JadeLestrange

Guy:You look like my third wife
Girl:Oh? how many times have you been married?
Guy:Twice*grins*

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I've heard that before (not said to me, I don't look like anyones wife, and I'd be a bit worried if I did :lol:) a classic.

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Originally Posted by Butcher11

Butcher: Is that shirt felt?
Hot girl: No
Butch: Do you want it to be :D

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LMAO! That one is class!

Big thanks to the Fresh Prince of Bel Air for this one:
guy - "Have I seen you before?
girl - "Erm, no"
guy - "Oh thats right, you were in the dictionary next to KABLAM!" :lol:

Cheesy pick up lines are the best, I am so going to have to use some later ;)

Try this
Excuse me love
I appear to of lost my phone number
Could i borrow yours :P

Or

Is it you or is it just Hot in here

Your must be a football coach, the way you got me playing the field...

Are you Jamaican, 'cause Ja-makin-me-horny :P

Lol keep the cheesy lines comin' :p

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