How Come Washing Up Liquid Is Made With Real Lemons However Lemonade Is Artificial?
Printable View
How Come Washing Up Liquid Is Made With Real Lemons However Lemonade Is Artificial?
Quote:
Originally Posted by frontslide
Lol dat was funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D
Edited By MissAlice - Competitions Manager
When in the competition forum only post competition entries - Do not post questions or comments it is not the place to do so.
:si dont get it :s :s :s :s :s :s :s :s :sQuote:
Originally Posted by Global
Edited By MissAlice - Competitions Manager
When in the competition forum only post competition entries - Do not post questions or comments it is not the place to do so.
Sorry MissAlice and all other Staff;
lindsay789,PLEASE dont double-post,post useless messages and use more than 5 of the same words/smilies!It is time wasting and it does not make you any cooler and will NOT get you any more reputation from your friends!
Edited By MissAlice - Competitions Manager
When in the competition forum only post competition entries - Do not post questions or comments it is not the place to do so.
habbox name: :.frozen.:
habbo name: :.frozen.:
my joke well not a joke, a funny story! :D :
One day I had a thaught in my head and I went up to my brother to see if he could answer it! so, I went up to him and said:
"where are we?"
and he said
"in our house dum-dum!"
then I said
"I know! but wheres that?"
"in our street, you know that!"
"ok.... but wheres that?"
"in our country! whats up with all these questions??"
he starts to get annoyed but I carry on...
"where is that?"
"in the city....... :@ "
"and that?"
"in the world!! aargh.. I understand now, this is for your homework! isnt it!?"
"just hear me out bro! so... wheres the world?"
"in our soler system!"
"ok.... and that?"
"How am I supposed to know?... the final frounteer I guess!"
"and that?"
"Arg! shutup!"
"and that?"
"Go Home!!!!"
"and that?"
"ARG! I allready told you where our house is!!!!"
my brother gets agrovated and goes to his room :eusa_wall
and I roll on the floor laughing my head off
I hope you enjoyed it!!! lol It made my family laugh for sure!
sorry this wasent a Joke to be exact but i hope its good enough to be classified as one!!
:) :eusa_ange
Habbo Name : Trixeh
You Probebly Think This is Pretty Lame lol :)
A Guy walked into the doctors
Man: Hay Doc I have a really bad pain In My ear
Docter: Hmmmm Let Me Have a look
*Doctor Looks*
Doctor: Omg ! *Pulls out a 10 pound note*
Man: Is is serious doc ?
Doctor: You Had 10 pounds in your ear
Man: wow ! But it still hurts ?
Doctor: :o *Pulls out another 10 pound note*
Man: wow , but it still hurts
*The doctor carries on pulling 10 pounds out*
Doc: Blimey ! You have 1000 pounds here !
Man: Ahhhh My Ear's better
Doc: Did u just here me ! 1000 pounds Mate !
Man: welll Doc, I havnt been feeling to Grand !!!
Thats a Groaner Lol <3
Man walks into doctor's office for the results to his test.
Doctor, standing near him, says, "Take a seat - I've got some good news and some bad news..."
"Let's hear the bad news first, Doc."
"Well, you only have a week left to live..."
"Wha... Well, if that's the bad news, what on earth is the good news?"
Doctor clasps his hands together, smiles, and makes a golfing swing motion.
"My handicap's down to 3..!"
A Marine was coming home from the Pentagon one day. He noticed that there was a lot more traffic than normal. As he got further up the road all of the traffic had come to a halt. He saw a policeman coming towards his car, so he asked the cop what was wrong. The cop said, "Man we are in a crisis situation. Mr. Clinton is in the road very upset. He does not have the $33.5 million that he owes his lawyers, and his family hates him. He is threatening to douse himself in gasoline and start a fire." The marine asked the cop exactly what he was doing there." The cop said, " I feel sorry for the president so I am going car to car asking for donations." The marine asked, "How much do you have so far?" The cop replied, "Well as of right now only 33 gallons, but many people are still siphoning as we speak!"
:eusa_hand :eusa_hand :eusa_hand :eusa_hand :eusa_hand :eusa_hand
Habbo Name: ApK
Joke: (see below)
The Indians asked their Chief in autumn if the winter was going to be cold or not. Not really knowing an answer, the chief replies that the winter was going to be cold and the villagers were to be prepared.
Being a good leader, he then went to the next phone booth and called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the winter going to be cold?"
The man on the phone responded, "This winter is going to be quite cold" So the chief went back to speed up his people to collect even more wood to be prepared.
A week later he called the National Weather Service again, and asks "Is it going to be a VERY cold winter?"
"Yes," the man replied, "It's going to be a very cold winter"
So the chief goes back to his people and orders them to go and find every scrap of wood they can find. Two weeks later he calls the National Weather Service again, and asks "Are you absolutely sure, that the winter is going to be very cold?"
"Absolutely," the man replies, "The Indians are collecting wood like crazy!" :eusa_danc
:) :)
Habbo Name : .Jaggert
Joke :
Q : How Do you Fit 4 Elephants Into A Blue Mini ?
A : 2 In The Front, 2 In The Back
Q : How Do You Know When An Elephant Has Been In Your Fridge ?
A : There Is A Footprint In The Butter
Q : How Do you Know When 2 Elephants Have Been in your Fridge ?
A : There Are 2 Footprints In The Butter
Q : How Do you Know When 3 Elephants Have Been In Your Fridge ?
A : There Are 3 Footprints In The Butter
Q : How Do You Know When 4 Elephants Have Been In Your Fridge ?
A : There Is A Blue Mini Parked Outside ! ! ! !
:D Hope You Like It ! ! ! :D
MAKE SURE YOU READ THE WHOLE JOKE
( It Is All One Joke )