Why breast implants are great.

Do you get your implants insured? I mean, i'd be pretty miffed if someone ripped mine to shreds with shrapnel and made me pay for another one.

Lol i'd have them if i was flat chested but im not so meh. Anywayy i've heard horrible stories about them :(

Normal breasts ftw!!

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Originally Posted by NekkLe

Normal breasts ftw!!

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Yup! Then they won't explode when you go on plane trips.

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Originally Posted by Nadgers

Yup! Then they won't explode when you go on plane trips.

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LOL.

Made me laugh +rep.

Unless they pop and you get silicone poisoning.

I think Lolo Ferrari get slicone poisoning?

ew, breast implants look gayy.
cassies breasts ftw.

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Originally Posted by Superman

ew, breast implants look gayy.
cassies breasts ftw.

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roflmao. erm thanx?

I was watching tv and this lady was on a fishing trip or something and she got like stabbed in the chest with a swordfish and she survived cause of her breast implant, so I guess it could help out, and if not you'd have big breasts, so it's a win win.

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Originally Posted by Nixt

I say the army scrap bullet proof vests or whatever and give all their officers implants.
It will save their lives.
It will also scare the :rude: out of enemies when they see a bunch of men running towards them with huge breasts bouncing around. As for the women soldiers, the implants will make their breasts so big the enemies sit there drooling [=

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I'd join the army if that was the conditions lmao