Originally Posted by
Ostinato
Dude you need to refil yoru toilet paper. Pmsl ;)
Look at the end of the day, he says he burnt the poor thing - so lets just believe him haha. I doubt anyone would have the guts to come to an online forum and admit that if it wasn't true. Sometimes unfortunate events happen with him, haha, and in this case Danny fancied sharing his with us - just incase any of us had perhaps burnt our wee friend at some point. However, not all of us go swinging it about hitting it against radiators so... ya know. Haha.
Anyhoo, put some Calomine or baby lotion on it or something. Something to moisturise it lmao. But behave yourself when rubbing it in mate - don't want to make the situation any worse! ;)