DANGEROUS - DONT READ!!!

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according to chainmail

- i will have 7 years of bad luck
- jack the ripper will kill me at midnight
- the love of my life will not kiss me at 7pm friday (as if she would anyway :rolleyes:)
- when the moon comes out some weird woman will steal my soul?

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Originally Posted by MusicBanter

YOUR DEAD.........
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>>>
... FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!

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well.. people dont usually die + come back to life a few years later do they "/

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Originally Posted by MusicBanter

In 1945, a young girl named Katu Lata Kulu came over to America in a grey boat from Africa. A mysterious man killed her by cutting the word "LATUALATUKA" into her back. Now that you have read this message, she will come to your house on a full moon and steal your soul unless you follow these directions:
1. Shouting out "LATUALATUKA" 3 times!

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Aha!
2 Flaw in your plan.
1. Africa Didn't exist in 1945
2. In 1945, all America bound ships had to be painted Pink, so their own bombers wouldn't target them.

These things are rediculous. I actually, truly Lol'd at post 29 in the big red font.
If all these were true there would be a few hundred evil beings who are obviously lost on their way to take my soul and mutalate me.
Oh I forgot, I've also got bad luck in love for the rest of my life and my crush isn't going to come into my room at night and kiss me "/

I especially like the ones that say
"This email has been going around since 500 BC If u break da chain u etc."

Good work noobs, because everyone had the Internet and an email system back then... :rolleyes:

Ill just seduce her.

om...g i r zombie

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Originally Posted by bliss

om...g i r zombie

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she didnt get you did she :(

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Originally Posted by bliss

om...g i r zombie

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NO HELEN! U SHUD AV SENT IT ROUND DEN U WUDNT BE ZOMBI!

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Originally Posted by DCeption

she didnt get you did she :(

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she ate me out.

i mean my soul.

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Originally Posted by bliss

she ate me out.

i mean my soul.

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i lol'd.
i dnt blame her, helen's ryt fit!