Make A Wish, Corrupt a Wish [pt.2]

Granted but it's already been filled up

I wish I had a haircut

k ur bald.

i wish my hair was long

granted but its grey

i wish i could get a haircut 2 actually

k the guy that cut it was blind and messed up ur head.

i wish i had another Pen. :(

granted but it has no ink

i wish this download wud hurry up

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granted but theres an apocolypse soz

i wish i had a kebab

granted but a bird pood on it.

I wish i was a girl :O

omg lol granted but ur a minga

i wish i couldnt smell food

Granted you have no nose.

I wish i waz richer.